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We Are Zombies
Nous les Zombies

Canada / France 2023
produced by
Laurent Baudens, Christian Larouche, Gaël Nouaille, Didar Domehri, Grégoire Melin, Pierre Spengler (executive) for Borsalino Productions, Christal Films, Maneki Films, Humanoids, WAG Productions
directed by Anouk Whissell, Yoann-Karl Whissell, François Simard
starring Alexandre Nachi, Derek Johns, Megan Peta Hill, Vincent Leclerc, Benz Antoine, Carlo Mestroni, Guy Nadon, Patrick Abellard, Marc-André Boulanger, Rosemarie Sabor, Clare Coulter, Stéphane Demers, Teneisha Collins, Dusan Dukic, Michelle LeBlanc, Adrian Burhop, Kevin Woodhouse, Jérémie Gariépy Ferland, Emilie Cadert, Will Murphy, Caroline Courtois Schirmer, Hinde Rabbaj, Frédérique Proulx, Don W. Shepherd, Téo Hemingway-Lalonde, Linda Bouchard, Marc Simard-Nataren, Bianca De Luca, Rahul Ghosh, Jérémie Earp, David-Emmanuel Jauniaux, Matt Simard, Odile Prouveur, Pascal Tshilambo, Nicolle Palacio, Samuel La Rochelle, Naomi Hilaire, Florence Lacombe-Soucy, Viviana Imara, Aymen Benkreira, Caroline Viau, Charles Groulx, Jonathan Shapiro, Michael Christopher Smith, Steve Felwin Diouf, Aiden Shapiro
screenplay by Anouk Whissell, Yoann-Karl Whissell, François Simard, Michael Mackenzie, based on the graphic novel by Jerry Frissen, Guy Davis, music by Le Matos, special effects by Blood Brothers FX

review by
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It has finally happened, the dead have risen from their graves - but they don't eat the living, they're just a bit of a nuisance, which is why Coleman Industries has made it its business model to remove the dearly departed for good. But there are those who aren't ok with big corporations making all the money for services pretty much anyone can provide, people like Freddy (Derek Johns), Karl (Alexandre Nachi) and Karl's sister Maggie (Megan Peta Hill) - so Maggie routinely hacks into Coleman's computer system and Karl and Freddy do the pickup - and on the backside of things they also sell the corpses to artist Otto Maddox (Stéphane Demers). Thing is, the Coleman operatives (Patrick Abellard, Marc-André Boulanger) whose assignments they steal aren't very happy about our heroes' exploits, so they kidnap Karl and Maggie's granny (Clare Coulter) to hold for ransom. And granny quite enjoying the experience is besides the point here as our heroes sscramble to find the money, and ultimately come up with a scheme to provide Otto Maddox with the dead body of a movie star - whose body is untortunately quite decomposed, so they try to sell Maddox a live prostitute lookalike (Rosemarie Sabor) instead - a plan stupid enough it just might work ... if it wasn't for a Coleman employee gone rogue (Benz Antoine) who has had the bright idea to turn the zombies into flesheaters after all ...

 

I will admit, narratively We Are Zombies overshoots at times and tries to pack way too much into its mere 80 minutes of running time - but it's still an absolute joy to watch, and much of this is down to its three protagonists that are, in all their fallability, extremely well-written and come across as utterly relatable, which also helps to make the not always very high brow humour work. And that said, much respect too for the three leads bringing their characters to life so very nicely, and they're supported by a very competent ensemble, too. So in all, this is just an utterly hilarious genre experience.


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