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A Wet Dream on Elm Street

USA 2011
produced by
Tom Byron Pictures
directed by Lee Roy Myers
starring Charley Chase, Jennifer White, Sophie Dee, Giselle Leon (= Lexi Brooks), Gracie Glam, Anthony Rosano, Tommy Pistol, Chris Johnson
written by Lee Roy Myers, special effects makeup by Tom Devlin

A Nightmare on Elm Street, Freddy Krueger

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Curiously, only three girls (Gracie Glam, Charley Chase, Sophie Dee) and their sex ed professor (Tommy Pistol) show up to the Elm Street highschool reunion.

Why?

Because all the other girls of the class have been fingered into an orgasmic coma by Freddy (Anthony Rosano) in their sleep. You see, Freddy once was a very successful sextoy salesman, but he constantly overcharged, which caused the inhabitants of Elm Street to burn him to death - during which events, dildos melted onto the fingers of one of Freddy's hands. But Freddy has come back in the dreams of the daughters of the Elm Streeters, where he fingers them into an orgasmic coma with his dildohand. It's up to the professor now to keep the girls awake and not let them fall into Freddy's hands - but two of them fall to sleep soon enough to have erotic dreams and ... well, go over the edge.

It's up to the final girl (Sophie Dee) now tomaster the situation - and she bravely enters the dreamworld to look for Freddy and seduce him. But after they had sex and he wants to finger her into a coma, he has to find out she has stolen the batteries of his dildofingers and thus rendered them useless ...

 

One of the best porn parodies (of A Nightmare on Elm Street, in case you wondered) of late, mainly because it features some really good jokes, has the sex scenes properly worked into the story instead of tagged them on, and it doesn't try too much just to ape a popular film but instead tell a genuinely funny story and try (and succeed) to get some humour rolling. Also, there's narrative buildup in this one, and it leads to a finale (and final joke) actually that's more than just another copulation scene. Sure, like with most plot based pornflicks of late, the sex scenes go in a bit too long in this one (though the girls are all supercute) and at times bring the narration to a standstill, but again, at least they are narratively motivated.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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