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Enter... Zombie King
Zombie Beach Party / Zombie King and the Legion of Doom

Canada 2003
produced by
Bill Marks, Steve Solomos, Spilios Kapoglis (executive) for El Zorrero Productions
directed by Stacey Case
starring Jules Delorme, Jenniver Thom, Raymond Carle, Rob 'El Fuego' Etcheverria, Sean K.Robb, Nicholas Sinn, Jason Winn 'J.B.Destiny' Bareford, Jim Neidhardt, Jennifer Deschamps, Spilios Kapoglis, Fuchsia, Geoff Ewart, Contessa Oblivian, Sarah Murr, Taylor Flook, Ilona Verseghy, Kris Chambers, Josh 'The Hacker' Lessard, Tyson 'Dux' Moody, Tijuana Bibles, Craig Daniels, Martin Walters, Sophia Marks, Sophia Gerodimos, Scott Diablo, Jason Thom, Lynn Bolsby, Nadia 'Sunny' Sorge, Fire Amazon, Little D., Jason Davies, Beth Phoenix, Stefan Kolanko, Mike Holt, Darryl Sharma, Dennis Stewart, Kevin Bruce, Joey Knight, Colin Penson, Tracy Brookshaw, Kevin Grace, Robin Knightwing, Scott McClelland, Derek Wylde
written by Bill Marks, Sean K.Robb, music by Steve Skratt, makeup effects by David Scott, fight choreography by Rob 'El Fuego' Etcheverria

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Masked wrestler Tiki (Rob 'El Fuego' Etcheverria) is travelling the country wrestling zombies in cage matches - much to the dismay of masked wrestling hero Ulysses (Jules Delorme), his masked hothead sidekick Blue Saint (Raymond Carle) and his masked love interest Mercedes (Jennifer Thom) ... yet Tiki's zombies seem to be harmless. Then though zombie attacks occur not far from Tiki's latest venue, and everyone of course suspects Tiki and his zombies ... until Ulysses can prove everyone wrong. Actually, masked wrestler Zombie King (Nicholas Sinn) is behind the attacks, together with his hothead sidekick Murdelizer (Jason Winn 'J.B. Destiny' Bareford) - who surprisingly enough is not masked - and his masked love interest French Vixen (Jennifer Deschamps).

After the usual to and fro, the good wrestlers - Ulysses and company featuring Tiki plus masked wrestler Mr X (Sean K.Robb) - attack the evil wrestlers - and maybe it should be noted here that Murdelizer killed Blue Saint's father - and their zombie army, and guess who wins in the end ...

 

Now masked wrestlers and zombies sounds like an instant winner - but boy what a crap.

I think this was intended as an hommage to the Mexican masked wrestler (or lucha libre) movies, but actually this is a rare example of hommage that offers less hindsight that the actual movies it's based on - and lucha libre films were never big on hindsight to begin with. Actually all this film is is non actors in masks throwing stilted and clichéd pieces of dialogue at each other with the occasional wrestling and zombie scenes thrown in, and a finale that is little more than a tired wrestling match. Thing is, the whole thing is played totally straight, without the slightest hint of irony ... and since director Stacey Case shows extremely little imagination and even less talent for creating atmosphere, this is a movie as dull as could be.

Really nothing more than a waste of time and money, avoid at all costs.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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