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Fire and Ice
Feuer und Eis

USA 1983
produced by
Ralph Bakshi, Frank Frazetta, John W. Hyde (executive), Richard R.St. John (executive) for Producers Sale Organisation
directed by Ralph Bakshi
characters created by Ralph Bakshi, Frank Frazetta, screenplay by Gerry Conway, Roy Thomas, music by William Kraft

animation

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The story couldn't be much simpler: Evil Lord Necron and his even more evil mother Juliana want to conquer the whole world with the power of ice - but then there's good king Jarol, who controls the power of fire and who is the only real opponent in Necron's plans for world domination.

So Necron sends some of his Subhuman warriors to kidnap Jarol's sexy and scantily clad daughter Teegra. Teegra though escapes her captors and meets blond muscleman Larn. Of course the two soon fall in love, but eventually, the Subhumans attack, knock out Larn and take Teegra prisoner once more. Larn though is found by Darkwolf (who wears a wolf mask complete with pointy ears), nursed back to health and trained in fighting.

Larn and Darkwolf then head to King Jarol's castle and ask him for his army of Dragonhawks to save his daughter, to which the good King quickly agrees. At first though their rescue attempt seems to fail when Larn fails to defeat Necron, who seems to have hypnotic powers, in battle, and is thrown into the dungeon. But then, Darkwolf takes on Necron and his mom and defeats them both for good.

Meanwhile though, King Jarol has realized that the Ice-realm has come too close for comfort and releases his secret weapon, hot molten lava, on it to totally melt it ...

Fortunately though, Larn has since managed to free himself and Teegra too, and the two have mounted a Dragonhawk who takes them away from the Ice Kingdom just before it's totally destroyed ...

 

Regarding heroic fantasy, Frank Frazetta is one of the most popular and very possibly one of the best illustrators and comicbook artists, so to turn his designs into an animated movie sounds like a good idea, doesn't it ?

The answer, unfortunately, is no.

Granted, on a visual level, Fire and Ice is fascinating, some times even stunning, but on a story level, it is little more than another mindless barbarian movie as there were a dime a dozen in the early 1980's in the wake of Conan the Barbarian, and not even a good one. As a matter of fact, Fire and Ice is little more than a schoolboy's dirty (and politically questionable) fantasy: All the women have gorgeous bodies and wear next to nothing, the hero is of course muscular, blond and seems to be of Arian descent, while the villains are a bunch of Neanderthal-like Subhumans who deserve every slashing they get - so much for subtlety.

Now it's far from me to say that either Frank Frazetta or director/producer Ralph Bakshi or anyone else involved in the film had the intention to make a film based on Arian ideology - however, within the formula of the barbarian film, one easily falls into the trap of carrying such messages anyways ...

 

Interesting aside: In the 1960's, Frank Frazetta created a series of illustrations based on Conan, which would later vastly influence the stuly of  Marvel's Conan-comics, while co-screenwriter Roy Thomas wrote for the Conan-comics in the 1970's.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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