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The Giant Spider Invasion

USA 1975
produced by
Richard L. Huff, Bill Rebane, Mark L. Rosen (executive), William W. Gillett jr (executive) for Cinema Group 75, Transcentury Productions
directed by Bill Rebane
starring Steve Brodie, Barbara Hale, Robert Easton, Leslie Parrish, Alan Hale jr, Bill Williams, Kevin Brodie, Diane Lee Hart, Tain Bodkin, Paul Bentzen, J. Stewart Taylor, Christiane Schmidtmer, William W. Gillett jr, David B. Hoff (voice)
story by Richard L. Huff, sceenplay by Richard L. Huff, Robert Easton, special effects by Richard Albain, Robert Millay

review by
Mike Haberfelner




A meteor crashes into a field in rural Wisconsin, but none of the locals care too much, least of all Kester (Robert Easton), owner of the land the meteor has struck, who only goes out to check the next morning when his alcoholic wife Ev (Leslie Parrish) urges him to. What they find is all their cows slaughtered - but Kester still intends to sell the meat - and some eggsin the area of the impact. Back home, Kester and Ev open one of the eggs and find it full of diamonds ... and fail to notice that a spider escapes from it. Soon enough the other eggs open too and release spiders, but Kester's too overcome by greed to still notice it, and he dismisses the claims of his wife as delusions. Karma of course strikes soon enough and they fall prey to a 50 foot spider.

In the meantime, the local astronomer Dr. Langer (Barbara Hale) has asked for support from NASA in regards to the meteorite, and they send Dr. Vance (Steve Brodie), and the two together with the local sheriff (Alan Hale jr) try to figure out what's going on, and eventually come across the giant spider, which they only just escape, but the thing soon enough attacks a nearby town. And of course, it eventually becomes vital to call for a bomb strike ...

 

Now The Giant Spider Invasion is not a good film by any stretch of the word, but watched in the right mindset, it can still be a lot of fun. Basically it's a very obvious rehash of 1950s monster movies of the giant insect variety, but done as a hillbilly ensemble piece, with some rural humour inserted as well as a little sensuality (mainly in the role of Kester's nubile daughter, as played by Diane Lee Hart), and ambitious practical effects work. Now of course, the humour's a little bit hit or miss, and many plotpoints of the movie are too on-your-nose to work out. And while having a full scale giant spider prop rather than using backprojection and trick shots is certainly ambitous, but the longer the film goes and the more of the creature is shown the less convincing it becomes. It's still a fun ride though as long as you don't take things too seriously and have a ccertain predilection for trash movies.

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