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Valhalla
Walhalla

Denmark 1986
produced by
Michael Andreasen (executive), Vagn Bremerskov (executive), Frank Schmidt (executive) for Swan Film Production, Det Danske Filminstitut
directed by Peter Madsen, Jeffrey James Varab (co)
written by Henning Kure, Peter Madsen, Niels Sondergaard (dialogue), based on the comic book by Hans Rancke-Madsen, Peter Madsen, Soren Hakansson, Henning Kure, Per Vadmand, music by Ron Goodwin, Bent Hesselmann, Jun Olsen

animation
Quark

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Because he has broken one of Thunder God Thor's beloved immortal goat's legs, young Tjelfe and his kid sister Roskva have to become Thor's and his mischievious brother Loki's  servants to repent for their sins. Soon, Loki, coming back from the Underworld, brings with him the short-grown giant Quark, a well-meaning but lame-brained creature who causes massive chaos whereever he goes.

Soon, the mess Quark leaves is too much for the kids to handle and they run away with Quark to live in a secret treehouse forever after. But Thor wouldn't be Thor if he wouldn't find them eventually ... and faced with the facts, he comes to only one conclusion: He and Loki and the kids have to take Quark back to the Underworld.

The God of the Underworld though has no intention of taking the little giant back, but he gives his visitors a few challenges, and should they master just one of them he will take Quark after all. The challenges are an eating competition between Loki and a Troll, Tjelfe has to race another Troll, and Thor has to lift the God of the Underworld's cat then wrestle his mother ... and our heroes fail miserably in all their challenges, but Tjelfe finds out why: The God of the Underworld has cheated in each competition, Loki's adversary at eating was not a Troll but fire itself, the other Troll was winning with the help of magic, the cat was really the all mighty, giant and immensely heavy serpent of the Underworld, and the old woman Thor had to wrestle was actually age itself..

So our heroes do not feel obliged to take Quark back with them, and actually make up a trick to leave him behind ... which the God of the Underworld has to accept for better or worse.

Back in Asgaard, the land of the Gods, everybody is happy, and Thor even presents Tjelfe with a sword to show him he accepts him as a warrior ... only Roskva is heartbroken, because she really began to like Quark, so she retreats to the secret treehouse, to find - well, Quark.

 

Essentially, Valhalla is the short-grown giant Quark's film, every time the mute, lame-brained but good-natured creature - who in 1987 also was the star of a series of animated shorts centered around him - is on screen to create chaos, things get going, and the film is funny. However, all the pseudo-mythologhical mumbo-jumbo always borders the cheesy on one hand, on the other it never unfolds to its full potential - and so the action, the solution of the story and the ending as such are all rather underwhelming, making this film rather a disappointment. It's not all bad, mind you, it just could have been so much better.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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