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Ancient Demon Succubi

UK 2014
produced by
Michelle Gent, Aquinas, Warren Croyle (executive) for Chemical Burn
directed by Aquinas (= Philip Gardiner)
starring Melanie Denholme, Berani Ego, Julie Sitemba, Lee Pendergast, Martin Calcroft, Shaz Rocket, Bob Lee
written by Aquinas (= Philip Gardiner), music by Great Northern Hotel, special effects makeup by Bob Lee

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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After a total black-out the night before, a woman (Melanie Denholme) finds herself at her place with a naked man (whom the audience never gets to see though for no reason at all). Apparently the guy has a magic penis, as when the woman wants to jerk him off, she gets a jolt that sends her flying through the air and landing on her butt ... and it also makes her incredibly horny, so she's quick to get naked and shag the stranger. As he has a magic penis, that makes her collapse, and when she comes to - well, she doesn't come to, it's a demon who has taken over her body. The demon is rather confused, and for some reason tries to slap the living shit out of its host body (still naked) in one of the movie's funniest scenes, then though it discovers it likes to wear sexy lingerie. Then she/it shags the stranger some more and somehow figures she has to punish all men. Cut to a torture chamber where the possessed woman and two other women (Berani Ego, Julie Sitemba) shag men, ride their faces, castrate and torture them and then wrap them up in plastic ... for some reason or other.


The third movie Philip Gardiner in his Aquinas-guise made with his erstwhile Melanie Denholme is also the weakest: While Anna: Scream Queen Killer had an experimental tinge to it (even if not 100% successful) and Dark Satanic Magick worked at least as so-so softcore porn (albeit pretentious for all the wrong reasons, Ancient Demon Succubi, a watered down rework of Dark Satanic Magick's already paperthin plot, is more or less a piece of nothing, mainly there to show off Denholme in her naked beauty wandering around some cabin while taking shortcuts with everything else, not only plot but also the fact that her co-stat in the film's first 50 or so minutes is never shown. And even good Melanie, a usually very dependable actress, can't save that one, as her character ... well, she doesn't even play a character, she's just the girl who's naked a lot, and when she isn't she's at least not wearing a lot. And the dreadful, if sometimes hysterically funny dialogue doesn't help either. And when the torture scenes start (for no apparent narrative reason) one can't help but notice how Philip Gardiner desperately tries to shock the audience ... but then never dares to really go all the way, always stopping short instead of pushing the envelope and ultimately only alluding to such things that have been shown in other movies before, most prominently maybe in the films of Joe D'Amato of the late 1970s and early 80s that were never short of castrations, full frontal nudity and even explicit sex.

In all, a rather boring and disappointing affair quite honestly.


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