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12 to the Moon

USA 1960
produced by
Fred Gebhardt for Luna Productions, Columbia
directed by David Bradley
starring Ken Clark, Michi Kobi, Tom Conway, Anthony Dexter, John Wengraf, Robert Montgomery jr, Phillip Baird, Richard Weber, Muzaffer Tema (as Tema Bey), Roger Til, Cory Devlin, Anna-Lisa, Francis X. Bushman
story by Fred Gebhardt, screenplay by DeWitt Bodeen, music by Michael Andersen

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The near future: Earth sends a rocketship to the moon, with sientists of all nations, well, many, well, a few actually, on board - but of course under leadership of an American commander (Ken Clark). The conflicts on board are predictable, as are the clichées: The Russian crewmember (Tom Conway) claims every achievement that made this journey possible for his own country - even though everyone else disagrees, and in the end he's of course humbled by American ingenuity. Then there's of course the Polish jew (Richard Weber), whose parents incidently were killed by the father of the German scientist (John Wengraf) - but they become friends eventually when the German denounces the crimes of his father. There's also the arrogant French (Roger Til) whom nobody likes, the American whiz kid (Robert Montgomery jr), and then there's the token black guy (Cory Devlin), who trusts his senses more than everything else, but is usually right - something of a noble savage.

Well, on the journey to the moon, they have the expected rough times with meteors and the like. Once on moon, they find all sort of weird crystals while the two physicists (Muzaffer Tema, Anna-Lisa) sneak off, find a cave where there's actual air (every moon should have one), take of their helmets, start to make out - and suddenly disappear behind a wall of solid ice. The others want to go after them, but are stopped first by qucksand, then by extreme cold. And then they receive a message from the moonmen that the two lovelorn scientists are living with them now, and our earthmen are to leave moon immediately, because the humans are an aggressive race, and otherwise there will be consequences. But they ought to leave the cats they have brought for experiments with the moonmen because they're really fond of the cats but have none of their own.

Our humans do as told, but when they return to earth, they find it frozen over, and there's some sort of shield around the earth that will prevent the rocketship to return to earth even - but while the Frenchman proves himself to be a commie traitor who's stopped of all people by the Russian. Then the German and the Jew give their lives blowing a hole into the shield crashing a space taxi into is ... and this impresses the moonmen (of course it was them freezing over the earth) to release Mother Earth from deep freeze, and even invite the humans to come back to moon eventually.

 

12 to the Moon is a typical product of its time: It's full of fascination for space travel as such, but doesn't really prove any understanding for the science behind it (and I'm talking about 1960 level of science here), while its story is full of allusions to the cold war (despite the pacifist premise), it's full of stereotypes rather than actual characters, and of course, the budget for the whole thing does not meet up with the actual requirements ... though that said, there were also much cheaper films of the same ilk around at the time, but they were funnier (if unintentionally so) - this one plays it just a bit too straight to ever be regarded as a trash masterpiece - while it's also a bit too trashy for a straight film. Lovers of vintage science fiction like myself will of course still find plenty to like about about this one, but it's certainly not one of the more memorable lunar landing movies.

 

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