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Student Lawrence (Chen Jun-Yan) - he's pretty one of the good guys,
your mom's favourite stepson, he's ambitious, hard-studying and whatnot -
has just struck gold when he got friendly with his next-door neighbour,
pretty Jeana (Akiho Yoshizawa) - pretty much a female version of him, in
other words, a good girl -, something that eventually led to passionate
sex in a public shower. And then, out of nowhere, a naked girl from 2046
(Macy Wu) shows up in his bed ... you know, in 2046, men are no longer
what they used to be and are hardly able to procreate, and that's why the
girl, appropriately named Future, was sent back to 2011 to find a prime
specimen and relieve him of some of his sperm. Now that doesn't sound like
too hard a task, since she's not only naked but also pretty pretty, but
there are two aliens from the future, Xucker #1 and #2 (Kato Takako, Hsueh
Ya-Wen), who need her to fail at any price to take over the future of the
world ... Now Future would love to be impregnated by Lawrence, but he
refuses, but after some discussion agrees to help her look for the perfect
male in 2011 ... and somehow, Jeana still gets it all wrong (not that one
can't blame her) and her jealousy runs wild. Add to this the fact that
Lawrence is living with three horny yet unappreciated guys, Jeana is
living with 3 girls who know how to deal with horny guys without giving
them what they want, and all leads to all the expected situations and
results. This situation is eventually resolved when Jeana bakes Lawrence a
cake full of hallucinogenics, and he sleeps with her as a result ... only
to realize he's really in love with Future. And then the Xuckers come, and
because Future and Lawrence have just gone out, they rape the girls. In
the finale though, Future, Lawrence and his friends set everything right
again, annihilate the baddies ... and ultimately, Lawrence gets to
impregnate Future before she leaves for the future again ... This leaves
behind not only heartbroken Lawrence but also Jeana and her friends all
permanently horny from their rape experience (hey, it was an alien rape,
so it has a slightly different effect on women). On a plot
level, this film is what you get if you blend Terminator with
pretty much any highschool or college sex comedy - not that I know why
anybody would do that of course. As a result, this film is full of silly
and immature jokes, feeble excuses for nudity, and a bit of science
fiction action. Problem here is, the whole thing isn't even remotely
funny, not even in a so-bad-it's-good way, it's too blandly directed to
either captivate the audience or come across as a camp gem, and it's so
lazily scripted you lose interest way too soon. To put it simply, a
complete waste of time. I like the title though ...
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