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Autopsy
Sun Spots / Tarot / Tension / The Magician / The Victim

Italy 1975
produced by
Leo Pescarolo for Clodio Cinematografica
directed by Armando Crispino
starring Mimsy Farmer, Barry Primus, Ray Lovelock, Carlo Cattaneo, Angela Goodwin, Gaby Wagner, Massimo Serato, Ernesto Colli, Leonardo Severini, Antonio Casale, Giovanni Di Benedetto, Maria Pia Attanasio
written by Lucio Battistrada, Armando Crispino, music by Ennio Morricone

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A terrible heatwave and/or sunspots seem to be causing a lot of deaths in Rome, so this might be a perfect time for Simona (Mimsy Farmer) to work in a morgue to finish her thesis on real & simulated suicide. But somehow it seems her job 6 the heat are getting to her, & when she finds her neighbour Betty (Gaby Wagner) as one of the suicide victims, that doesn't make it any better. To add to all that, Betty's brother Paul (Barry Primus), a priest, shows up too & claims his sister has not kiled herself but was murdered. Simona, who should be a specialist on that field becausse of her thesis, has precious little to say about it. Soon, too, Paul starts to suspect Simona's father Gianni (Massimo Serato), while Simona's almost boyfriend - almost because she is frigid - Ed (Ray Lovelock) knows a thing or 2 about the priest that would direct suspicion onto him, like he was a racedriver once who killed 12 people in an accident, has after that spent a time in an asylum, & even now he suffers from both iolent streaks & epilepsy.

Soon Simona's janitor (Leonardo Severini) is killed too in anoother fake suicide, shortly after he sold a gun to Gianni, Ed is shot at while carracing (but he came out of it unscathed, & then her uncle Lello (Carlo Cattaneo) shows up  as another possible suspect, especially after he had a rowe with Gianni, & shortly after, Gianni drops onto the sidewalk from his balcony. He survives but is paralized from his eyes (really) down, so a clever inspector (Antonio Casale) decides to connect him to a machine & let his eyes do the talking - but befroe he can say anything substancial, Gianni is poisoned, in the presence of the inspector nho less.

Finally, Simona is able to make love to her boyfriend, but only while thinking about Paul. When she confesses her love to him, he can't respond likewise though, being a priest and all.

Soon though, evidence piles up that would suggest for Paul to be the killer, so when Paul announces he comes to visit Simona, she calls Ed for protection - rather stupidly really because Ed is actually the killer (it was some story about blackmail & counter blackmail in which Gianni, Betty, Ed & the janitor were all involvedd), & he soon drugs both Simona, & Paul too when he arrives, & tries to fake another suicide (this time it's a couple-that-can't-be-together-because-he-is-a-priest scenario), but somehow the 2 of them can escape death, & in the end, Paul & Ed fight it out on a scaffolding above the roofs of Rome, with (natuarally) Paul winning.

 

A very weak & immensely convoluted giallo (the Italian form of serial killer murder mystery) that is way too preoccupied with shedding suspicion on everyone (except of course the killer Ed) to tell a comprehensive story or create some genuine suspense. & somehow the lead character, Simona, around whom everything evolves, doesn't really come to life, she just seems to be torn between hysteria, depression & exhaustion most of the time, which does remarkably little to make the audience identify wiht her. Also, the frequent referneces to sunspots are nothing more than silly.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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