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Te'alat Blaumilch

The Big Dig
Der Blaumilchkanal / The Blaumilch Canal

Israel/West Germany 1970
produced by
Roni Ya'ackov for Canal Film Production Company, Sender Freies Berlin (= SFB)
directed by Ephraim Kishon
starring Bomba Tzur, Nissim Azikri, Shraga Friedman, Gideon Singer, Mosko Alkalai, Albert Cohen, Oded Teomi, Nathan Wolfovich, Abraham Ronai, Avner Hizkiyahu, Reuven Bar-Yotam, Ephraim Kishon, Rivka Michaeli, Shaike Ophir, Tsippi Shavit, Uri Zohar
screenplay by Ephraim Kishon, based on his story and play, music by Noam Sheriff

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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One fine day, Blaumilch (Bomba Tzur), otherwise known as The Mole, escapes from a mental institution, steals a pneumatic drill and at five in the morning starts digging right on Tel Aviv's busiest road. The police are on the spot soon enough, but they don't know what to make of it and decide to think he's here on official business and help him block off the road.

Soon the whole thing becomes a political issue, not at least because elections are just weeks away, and the mayor (Nathan Wolfovich), not knowing what to make of it either, delegates all the responsibility to his road department. Koybishevsky (Shraga Friedmann), head of the road department, meanwhile knows nothing about plans to dig up the road, so he decides to blame it all on Sholtheiss (Mosko Alkalai), the intriguing head of the ministry for roadworks. But to show Sholtheiss who's the boss in Tel Aviv, Koybishevsky before long sends a team of construction workers to Blaumilch's dig to help him digging.

Nobody though seems to have the idea that Blaumilch is just a madman who likes digging, instead everybody seems to prefer to have Tel Aviv's busiest road blocked.

Eventually though, Koybishevsky at least starts to ask the right questions, like what is the ministry of roadworks planning with the dig. So he sends his assistant Ziegler (Nissim Azikri) to the ministry to break in and steal the plans ... and breaking in Ziegler does, and he even gets caught - but those who catch him cannot worry less about him breaking in, they even try to help him find the plans ... thing is, nobody has the least idea about which plans are where - and Ziegler leaves the building with a heap of plans that show everything but the road he wants.

Eventually though, Ziegler himself grows suspicious about Blaumilch, and he breaks into his barrack one night, to find out two things: One that Blaumilch even sleeps with his pneumatic drill, and two that Blaumilch plans to flood the street - and everybody including the road department seems to help him in his crazy plan ...

Eventually, Ziegler wants to report what he has found out at a meeting of town officials, but he is considered a madman, as everybody refuses to believe that another madman, Blaumilch, has fooled the entire city hall ... but then the water does flood Blaumilch's canal ...

In the end, the Mayor, trying to milk the situation to the fullest before the elections, claims the whole canal was his idea in a big spectacle including water parades and the lot, announcing Tel Aviv to be Israel's Venice.

Ziegler on the other hand is shipped off to a mental institution ... but on the way there, he sees Blaumilch, already busy to build his next canal.

 

Extremely well-written political satire that - despite some over-the-top ideas - doesn't seem all that far-fetched when thinking about it. An unspectacular but subtle directorial effort (by the great Jewish satirist Ephraim Kishon himself, who also wrote the story and play this film is based on), good acting and wonderfully exressive character actors help bring this film to life.

Recommended.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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