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Mirai Ninja: Kegumi Kinin Gaiden

Cyber Ninja
Warlord

Japan 1988
produced by
Keiji Takagi, Masaya Nakamura (executive) for Namco Productions, Graphical Corporation Crowd
directed by Keita Amemiya
starring Hanbei Kawai, Hiroki Ida, Eri Morishita, Makoto Yokoyama, Fuyukichi Maki, Masaaki Emori, Shohei Yamamoto, Satoshi Ito, Mizuho Yoshida, Kaori Nitami, Hiromi Saito, Satou Anada, Chikara Aragaki, Hajime Iwasaki, Kiichirou Tai
story by Satoshi Kitahara, screenplay by Satoshi Kitahara, Keita Amemiya, Hajime Tanaka, music by Koichi Ota, special effects by Kazuo Sagawa, character design by Katsuya Terada

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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In a neverworld that marries feudal Japan to some futuristic machine age: The warriors of the Suwabei clan fight the robot ninjas of the Dark Falcon - and are annihilated. Only Jiromaru (Hiroki Ida), a young warrior, survives the ordeal, and from here on he sets out to have revenge, also for his brother, who vanished during battle.

Three years later: The Suwabei clan is pretty much defeated, but in a final effort to turn the fates of the war, it moves its new superweapon, an all powerful cannon, towards the headquarters of the Dark Falcon. This would indeed be a critical time to destroy the Dark Falcon's headquarters, because the Bishop of Darkness (Shohei Yamamoto) is presently preparing to resurrect the Dark Overlord (Masaaki Emori), the leader of the organisation. But the Dark Falcon still has an ace up its sleeve, as it has kidnapped Princess Saki of Suwabei (Eri Morishita) and now uses her as human shield.

To free the Princess without sacrificing the entire army and burying its ambitious plans with it, the Suwabei hires mercenary Akagi (Hanbei Kawai) to get her back accompanied only by five Suwabei warriors, Jiromaru one of them. Of course, this little attack force suffers great losses in its very first battle, and ultimately, only Akagi and Jiromaru survive, but they are helped by Shiranui (Makoto Yokoyama), a mechanic ninjathat has gone rogue and that eventually turns out to be made from a former Suwabei warrior whose brain was wiped, but whose instinct still let him fight on the side of good - and of course, eventually, Shiranui will turn out to be what's left of Jiromaru's brother.

Anyways, after much fighting, our heroes make it to where Princess Saki is held, kill the Bishop of Darkness and his head warrior Shoki (Mizuho Yoshida), free the princess, but flee by some flying contraption, unable to prevent the Dark Overlord from being resurrected ... and resurrected he is as some sort of giant robot that pretty much grows out of Dark Falcon's headquarters. But this is where the Subabei clan's wunder weapon comes into play, which blasts the Dark Overlord-robot right from the face of the earth.

 

In a way, Cyber Ninja is great fun: Most of the robots look cool, the combination of vintage Japanese architecture and futuristic technology is exhilarating (and the blend is well-executed), and the battle scenes that combine martial arts and high tech weaponry are maybe silly but also quite entertaining.

Yet Cyber Ninja is no masterpiece by far: Basically it suffers from a way too formulaic plot, a lack of original plottwists and a total absence of self-irony. And the many battle scenes seem tiring after a while as well.

In all, it's simply an age-old story in a new outfit, a film that does more credit to its art designers than anyone else, but it might still make for a good party movie!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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