Hot Picks

- There's No Such Thing as Zombies 2020

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Lying in Wait 2025

- The Kitchen Brigade 2022

- Prisoner of War 2025

- The Tub 2003

- Vielleicht besser so 2025

- Dariuss 2023

- Sincerely Saul 2025

- Strange Harvest 2024

- Inthralled 2025

- Take from Me 2025

- 1001 Crowns for My Head 2025

- She's the He 2025

- Shepherd Code: Road Back 2025

- Forgive Us All 2025

- Killer Content 2025

- Dogma 1999

- Snake Resort 2024

- Three Days or Else 2024

- In Vitro 2024

- The Lucky Bucks 2025

- The Draft 2023

- Scurry 2024

- Zombies of the Third Reich 2025

- How to Kill Your Family on Christmas 2025

- A Mother's Embrace 2024

- The Cellar 2024

- Above the Knee 2024

- The Man in the White Van 2023

- A Breath of Mindfulness 2024

- Dragon 2024

- Nigel 2025

- Smoke, Embers, Ash 2025

- The Pro Bono Watchman 2022

- Live a Little 2025

- Jacker 3: Road to Hell 2025

- It's Coming 2023

- How I Spent My Summer Vacation 2025

- Ramirez 2025

- Mr. Blake at Your Service 2023

- My Stretch of Texas Ground 2019

- The Compatriots 2024

- The Vile 2025

- The Drowned 2025

- The Benefactress (an Exposure of Cinematic Freedom) 2025

- Hello 2025

- 7eventh 7irkle 2025

- Red Night at Skye's 2024

- A Final Exorcism 2025

- Bury 'Em Deep 2025

- Reset 2025

- Make Believe 2025

- The Demoness 2025

- Queen of the Ring 2024

- The Invisible Raptor 2023

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Fantômas
Fantomas 70

France/Italy 1964
produced by
Luciano Ercoli, Cyril Grize, Alberto Pugliese for Produzioni Atlas Consorziate, Gaumont, PCM
directed by André Hunebelle
starring Jean Marais, Louis De Funès, Mylène Demongeot, Jacques Dynam, Robert Dalban, Marie-Hélène Arnaud, Anne-Marie Peysson, Christian Toma, Michel Duplaix, Andrée Tainsy, Hugues Wanner, Henri Attal, Jacques Berger, Pierre Collet, Henri Guégan, Rudy Lenoir, Jacques de Lanoye, Jean Minisini, Bernard Musson, Dominique Zardi
screenplay by Jean Halain, Pierre Foucaud, based on the novels by Pierre Souvestre, Marcel Allain, music by Michel Magne

Fantomas, Fantomas (Jean Marais)

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dick Turpin

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kamen Rider

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro



Supercriminal/man of thousand faces Fantomas (Jean Marais) terrorizes Paris and leaves the police baffled. Only one man, reporter Fandor (Jean Marais again), doesn't believe in the existence of Fantomas, so he cooks up a fake interview with Fantomas for his newspaper, in which the real Fantomas comes off as a bit of an idiot. Needless to say, Fantomas is not amused, so he has Fandor kidnapped, and he "persuades" him to write another, more "pleasing" article within two days time. But as soon as he's released from Fantomas' clutches, Fandor is taken into custody by the police and questioned by chief of police Juve (Louis de Funès) for two days, while his newspaper writes another scathing Fantomas-article. Fantomas is of course not amused again, so he again kidnaps Fandor, plus his girlfriend Hélène (Mylène Demongeot), whom he plans to seduce before Fandor's eyes, just to have his revenge on him. Also to have his revenge on him, Fantomas commits crimes posing as Fandor, to crush his reputation. Then he commits crimes disguised as Juve, too ...

Fandor sees to it that Fantomas' girlfriend Lady Beltham (Marie-Hélène Arnaud) gets wind of him trying to seduce Hélène, so out of jealousy, Lady Beltham sets Fandor and Hélène free - but sabotages the brakes of their getaway car ... well, they survive, but Fandor is thrown into the slammer together with Juve, because they are both suspected to be Fantomas. And then Fantomas abducts them from the prison because ... well, because it's time for an action scene most probably.

Anyways, the finale is an extended chase scene by car, motorbike, train, helicopter, speedboat, submarine, and of cours rubber dinghy. And ultimately, our heroes manage to defeat Fantomas, but he manages to make a getaway ... to return for the sequel.

 

Fans of the classic Fantomas-novels and films will probably have come to hate this broad comedy based on their hero immediately upon release, as it makes a fool not only out of their hero but out of the entire cast of characters they have come to love - and the jokes are not even spot-on, as the Fantomas-lore seems to be re-invented to go in tune with the then blossoming Eurospy genre, which meant dumbed down plots in favour of action setpieces, special effects, extravagant sets and costumes and the like - and you know, within genre confines, this Fantomas is pretty decent, the action's well executed, the sets are nice, the hero's likeable and able to play it tongue-in-cheek, Louis de Funès gives able and quite hilarious support, and the thing's rather well-paced, too ... there's just one thing: The film isn't all that funny. Oh, and another thing: The story sucks - instead of relying on proper buildup and the like, it just seems like a hanger for action scenes, lacks any real premise, and seems to end not because all relevant plotpoints are resolved but because its 100 minutes of running time are used up.

Now don't get me wrong, this is not a terrible movie, some of the action's pretty good and there's at least the occasional cuckle - but it has just got too much room for improvement to come off as an at least decent supervillain comedy.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Fantômas
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Fantômas here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!