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February

Canada / USA 2015
produced by
Bryan Bertino, Adrienne Biddle, Alphonse Ghossein, Robert Menzies, Rob Paris, Carissa Buffel (executive), Arianne Fraser (executive), Kevin Matusow (executive) for Paris Film, Traveling Picture Show Company (TPSC), Unbroken Pictures, Zed Filmworks
directed by Oz Perkins
starring Emma Roberts, Kiernan Shipka, Lucy Boynton, Lauren Holly, James Remar, Peter J. Gray, Emma Holzer, Jodi Larratt, Douglas Kidd, Veronica Cormier, Matthew Stefiuk, Ronda Louis-Jeune, Heather Tod Mitchell, Ilish Karson, Aileigh Karson, Hallie Green, Rose Gagnon, Donna St-Jean
written by Oz Perkins

review by
Mike Haberfelner

It's a holiday, and all the girls at the boarding school return to their parents ... all but Kat (Kiernan Shipka) and Rose (Lucy Boynton), the former because ... well, she has got herself impregnated and doesn't as of yet know how to deal with it, the latter because ... well, let's say she has issues, and being abused by the school's headmaster might be among them. And then there's Joan (Emma Roberts) who has just escaped from a mental institution and hitched a ride to go to just that boarding school ... but then again, reality might just not be what we think it is ...

 

One simply can't deny it, director Oz Perkins just likes David Lynch a bit too much: Admittedly, February is a film that has its moments, and it's excellently acted, it looks awesome, it's atmospheric to boot (if that makes any sense) ... one just can't escape two thoughts the director might have had here, these being "how can I make this odder?" and "what would David Lynch have done?" - which are totally not the worst thoughts to go through a filmmaker's mind, they just don't help to make a movie stand on its own ...

 

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