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Kunoichi Ninpo Cho II: Sei Shojo no Hiho

Female Ninjas: Magic Chronicles 2
Ninja Women 2

Japan 1992
produced by
Yuji Kadokawa
directed by Masaru Tsushima
starring Yuki Sumida, Kenji Yamaguchi, Yumiko Itaya, Miki Mizuno, Mieko Arai, Kazumi Yano, Akira Shioji, Maki Fuyukichi, Tatsuo Endo, Reiko Hayama
story by Futaro Yamada, screenplay by Takato Ishikawa

Female Ninjas: Magic Chronicles

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Japan, the 17th century: The country's leaders have decided to execute all Christians, and they are quite successful, too, but then it's revealed that Princess Maria Ten is expecting five Christian ninja girls, who each carry a bell in her vagina, and the five bells put together lead to an enormous treasure that's supposed to help spread the word of Christ. The bells by the way can be lured out of the girls' bodies by use of a crucifix.

So officials hire samurai Seiichiro (Kenji Yamaguchi) to track down and kill the Christian ninja girls, and Seiichiro accepts - personally, he has nothing against Christians, but his noble family has lost its fortune and status many decades ago and he wants to restate both.

Seiichiro defeats the first ninja girl using his echo technique, a technique that allows him to inflict all injuries inflicted on him on his opponent as well. However, in dying, the ninja girl destroys Seiichiro's eyes, and his eyes are essential for the echo technique. That Seiichiro doesn't die right there on the battlefield as well is only thanks to Kyara (Yuki Sumida), a prostitute whose life he once saved, and who now not only returns the favour, she also becomes his girlfriend.

Seiichiro's henchmen manage to defeat the other ninja girls, but all die in battle as well. It's only when the last ninja girl tries to kill Kyara (before dying herself) that Seiichiro realizes there is something not quite right. After they have solved the puzzle leading to the Christian treasure, Kyara restores Seiichiro's eyesight, but also reveals that she is indeed Princess Maria Ten, and the Christian ninja girls were supposed to bring the bells to her, but she has turned against them because she wanted the money for her own ends that have little to do with Christianity.

Seiichiro wants to keep Kyara from getting the treasure, but he realizes he can't because he's too much in love with her. She's in love with him as well, but unwilling to give up the enormous treasure, which she soon dives after (it's hidden in the sea you know). Seiichiro comes to the realization he and Kyara won't be able to find happiness together in this life, so he kills himself using the echo technique, meaning he also kills her in the process, so they can be together in the next world ...

 

Not a great movie, but lots of fun. After all, a film featuring cute ninja girls fighting and losing their cloths can't be all bad, can it. Add to this some weird ninja magic techniques - a trademark of the Female Ninjas: Magic Chronicles-series, a healthy disregard of historical facts and a weird understanding of Christianity, and you've got one stupid but entertaining piece of film ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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