- Elf 2017
Aaron K. Carter for Rotten Productions
directed by Aaron K. Carter
starring Joe McQueen, Kevin C. Beardsley, Michael Camp, Chris Morris, Cal Alexander, Kwas, Aaron K. Carter, Dante DeNicola
written by Aaron K. Carter, Ronnie Jimenez, music by Anthony P. Robinson, Dolph Castrillo, hog makeup by Ken Nolls
A trio of redneck bowlers (Kevin C. Beardsley, Michael Camp, Chris
Morris) are looking for a fourth guy to join their team - and Lenny (Joe
McQueen) comes highly recommended. But when they meet him for the first
time and sees he's black and might be gay (well, he wears a pink shirt),
they show their reservations, and decide to play a little prank with him,
introducing him to their maaad partying style, which includes heavy
drinking and a visit to an obscure whorehouse for some hog-hunting -
meaning hooking up with some extremely obese prostitutes in their lingo.
But the farmer (Cal Alexander) who runs the whorehouse takes the term
hog-hunting quite a bit more literally ...
A short that will
very probably not revolutionize the horror genre, this is pretty much the
dirty joke equivalent of a horror movie: You know it's wrong, you know
it's on the crude side, but you just can't help but chuckle - so you
better not go into this with expectations of an intellectual revelations,
but be prepared to be entertained by things that you know are basically
wrong - but not wrong enough not to cuckle ...
By the way: Hog
Hunters is expected to be part of a four-story horror anthology that
Aaron K. Carter is currently working on, so keep your eyes peeled!