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The Jones

USA 2015
produced by
Roger Sampson, Aaron Sparks, Sheri Davis for Force of Nature Films
directed by Roger Sampson
starring Sheri Davis, Gracie Whitton, Lance Eakright, April Hartman, Robert Johnson
written by Roger Sampson, music by Ryo Utasato, Kevin MacLeod, special makeup effects by Kristal White, visual effects by Michael D. Head

short
Forces of Horror Anthology Series

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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The Jones (Sheri Davis, Lance Eakright) are your typical perfect suburban couple who love noone more than their daughter Chloe (Gracie Whitton) - but of late, Chloe feels a little under the weather ... or so the Jones like to put it, actually it's much worse than that, because slowly Chloe is turning ... into a human - which wouldn't be so bad if the Jones weren't zombies living in a zombie-only neighbourhood, and zombies eat humans, that's a fact. Now it's not as if the Jones would ever eat their little Chloe, human or not, but some of the neighbours might see her as more of a snack than anything else ...

 

The Jones is a movie that has taken quite a bit of a risk ... and succeeded: Basically, the whole 9 minute short is based on one joke and one joke only, zombies having a human kid - but the way the story is structured around this is what makes the film work: It doesn't go for cheap jokes let alone gross-out horror, or stupid exaggerations, but tells its story with an emphasis on atmosphere and dares to give it some heart, too. And add to that a very decent ensemble cast who don't overdo their zombie-isms but take their rather ridiculous roles seriously, and you've got yourself a very entertaining and unusual piece of zombie cinema.

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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