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Jovi & Lou

USA 2023
produced by
Kris Young, Terry Spears for 19 Artists Development
directed by Terry Spears
starring Victoria Strange, Trevor Van Uden, Rhys Gillett, Corrinne Mica, Maurice Tillmon, Jared Lucier, Michael Lockwood, Allan Wayne Anderson, Albi Neziri, Jayanti Sharma, Chelsea Suh, Lylah Carmel, Emma Potts, Sevak Tarpinian, Andre Vernot, Megumi Morino, Mayu Cho, Erman Baradi, Nina Eristavi
written and music by Terry Spears

Jesus Christ

review by
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Mary (Corrinne Mica) is a public defender and apparently quite good at her job - and this frustrates her because she ever so often gets the "wrong ones" off the hook. And then, she has a terrible accident that puts her in a coma, with her life hanging on a thin thread - much to the shock and distress of her husband Joey (Rhys Gillett), and who at her sickbed promises he'll do anything to save her. Unfortunately, Lou the Devil (Trevor Van Uden) listens in, and he's quickly to propose a deal to Joey: Joey is to kill three persons, absolute scumbags the world's better without anyways, to send their souls to hell, and in turn, Lou will see to it that God Jovi (Victoria Strange) restores Mary to health, as he's in a constant play of Jenga for the fate of humankind with her. Reluctantly, Joey agrees, as while he might not be a killer but a gardener, through Mary's files he has easy access to all sorts of scumbags, and his first victim is the very rapist (Jared Lucier) whom Mary had acquitted on a technicality just minutes before her accident - though his death doesn't count because he dies from a heart attack before Joey can even lay hands on him. Which is soon starting to become a problem as time is running out for Mary, and there's a police detective (Jessica Duclos) on Joey's case ...

 

The subject matter of Jovi & Lou might be a dead serious one, but this is actually a pretty funny movie - for one there's much situational comedy in there, much derived from the mere premise of a rather innocent person trying to become a killer, but there's also many sight gags, from God being a platinum blond bombshell to Jesus (Maurice Tillmon) and Moses (Albi Neziri) fighting over food at a buffet. And a very clever script sees to it that the film never veers off into the moronic, while the actors are quite the right mix of those playing it straight and those who play for laughs. And all of this results in a very fun ride for sure.

 

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