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Knights of Badassdom
Game Warriors
USA 2013
produced by Mark Burton, Kevin Dreyfuss, Matt Wall, Rich Cowan (executive), Peter Dinklage (executive), Mike Elizalde (executive), Daniel J. Heffner (executive), Ketura Kestin (executive), Rizwan Virk (executive), Ivan Williams (executive) for IndieVest Pictures, North by Northwest Entertainment
directed by Joe Lynch
starring Ryan Kwanten, Steve Zahn, Summer Glau, Margarita Levieva, Jimmi Simpson, Peter Dinklage, Brett Gipson, Danny Pudi, W. Earl Brown, Michael Carpenter, Kevin Connell, Sean Cook, Khanh Doan, Michael Gladis, Basil Harris, Joshua Malina, Nathan O'Neil, D.R. Anderson, Aaron L. Ocheltree, Brandon Petty, Brian Posehn, Jose Rufino, Kim Stodel, Douglas Tait, Joshua Aaron Van Veen, Brendan McCreary (voice)
written by Kevin Dreyfuss, Matt Wall, music by Bear McCreary, special effects by Flat Earth Productions, creature and makeup effects by Spectral Motion
review by Mike Haberfelner
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To cheer up their friend Joe (Ryan Kwanten), who has just been left by
his girlfriend Beth (Margarita Levieva), Eric (Steve Zahn) and Hung (Peter
Dinklage) take him to a big LARP (as in Live Action Role Playing) event -
even though he really isn't into this kind of thing ... but he's quickly
won over when he meets Gwen (Summer Glau), the girl warrior on their team.
However, Ronnie (Jimmi Simpson), gamemaster of the event, harbours a
personal dislike for Joe, so to introduce him into the game he has him
initiated in some dark ritual - which to nobody's knowledge invokes
succubus who, partly springing from Joe's mind, looks a lot like Beth. So
of course, on the rather vast premises, the succubus starts killing people
left and right, at first without anybody noticing, and eventually she runs
across Hung and Lando (Danny Pudi), another team member, and takes them
both out rather bloodily. When the others stumble upon the corpses, they
swear revenge, and fortunately, Eric has just the gear - as in actual
medieval weapons - in his van. They slow the succubus down a bit but don't
kill her, so Eric reads from the old book of spells he has brought - and
that chases her off. However, when Ronnie examines the book, he reveals
it's an actual book of black magic written in the Enochian language, and
the spell Eric has read doesn't send the succubus back to Hell but turns
her into a giant monster. And that giant monster attacks all the LARPers
during their big battle and leaves nary anyone alive. Our heroes arrive at
the battle field when the fight's already dying down, but they try their
best to send the creature back to Hell, but the book of spells catches
fire. But fortunately, Joe is in a doom metal band, and one of his songs
apparently is close enough to the spell to do the trick. Oh, and need I
say it, Joe and Beth become a couple in the end.
Now at least on paper, crossing a slasher movie with a LARP
comedy sounds like an inspired idea, as such a blend offers cool visuals
and sight gags almost by definition, and the LARP backdrop offers an
opportunity for narrative depth only rarely experienced in slasher cinema.
But that said, Knights of Badassdom is just not a very good movie,
basically because it's not very funny in the comedy department, and while
it offers enough violence and gore, there's no real tension and suspense
for this to work as a slasher, while the plot is pretty much as formulaic
as can be. On top of that, very bland characters of course don't help to
make this anything more than just mediocre.
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