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Komm süsser Tod

Come Sweet Death

Austria 2000
produced by
Danny Krausz, Kurt Stocker for Dor Film
directed by Wolfgang Murnberger
starring Josef Hader, Simon Schwarz, Michael Schönborn, Nina Proll, Karl Markovics, Barbara Rudnik, Bernd Michael Lade, Reinhard Nowak, Reinhard Simonischek, Indgrid Burkhard, Gottfried Breitfuss, Georg Veitl, Christian Weinberg, Bernd Jeschek, Gerhard Ernst, Brigitte Antonius, Trude Ackermann, Ulli Fessl-Junek, Andreas Sobik, Jutta Unterlercher
screenplay by Wolf Haas, Josef Hader, Wolfgang Murnberger, based on the novel by Wolf Haas, music by Sofa Surfers

Brenner

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Run-down ex-cop & ex-private eye Brenner (Josef Hader) has taken a job as co-driver for the Kreuzretter-ambulance services, which seems attractive to him since the demands of the job are rather low & nothing much is happening that needs his involvement, with the possible exception of a quarrel over fundings with the competing ambulance company Rettungsbund, who have secured themselves the financial aid of construction-businessman Watzek (Gerhard Ernst) - much to the dismay of Kreuzretter's boss Junior (Michael Schönborn), who wants Brenner to investigate ...

But the relative silence is soon disrupted when Irmi (Jutta Unterlercher), a nurse with the Kreuzretter, & Stenzl (Andreas Sobik), one of the company's members of the board, are shot when making love ... & by Gross (Bernd Michael Lade), a driver of the Kreuzretter no less (which only the audience knows, though).

Despite his police past, brenner tries to stay out of it all (even though he immediately guesses the killer#), but his colleague & driver Berti (Simon Schwarz) soon gets obsessed with detective work & gathers some evidence that would point to Gross ... until Gross turns up dead, too (murdered of course).

The police (here embodied by Gottried Breitfuss & Georg Veitl) are quick to jump to conclusions of course & arrest Lanz (Reiner Simonischek), whose daughter Angelika (Nina Proll) had a sexual relationship with Gross, & so before long, Brenner finds Angelika on his doorstep, begging him to investigate. He accepts, but not so much for the blowjob she promises him but to impress Klara (Barbara Rudnik), his highschool love he just recently met again & whom he, the run-down ambulance driver, wants to impress.

Of course his first way leads him right to the heart of the Rettungsbund, where he tries gathering evidence by listening in on a conversatin of Rettungsbund's boss Palina (Bernd Jeschek) & businessman Watzek ... but unfortunately he is found out, & he gets a severe beating plus an unhealthy alcohol injection ...

This not only leads to a terrible hangover, he also falls from grace with his boss Junior, but his cuts, bruises & assorted injuries strangely turn on Klara, with whom he soon has sex, & who agrees to help hjim with his investigations, too.

Brenner soon follows up a different lead, concerning the involvement of dead Irmi with her killer, the now also dead Gross, with Junior & with a certain ambulance driver called Jäger (Karl Markovics), whom he at first finds totally gone due to a brain injury ... but when Brenner gathers evidence of his romantic involvement with Irmi right to her dead (!), he figures his out-of-mind state is just camouflage ... & really, Jäger has knowledge about a big inheritance scheme he, Junior & Gross have dreamt up to get sufficient funding for the Kreuzretter - but when Jäger learned the scheme involved murder he wanted out ... & got out the hard way, when Gross placed a screwdriver right in his brain. Only his pretending to be far more injured than he actually was has actually saved his life so far ...

But soon Junior has found out about Jäger faking his own condition too, & he is not likely to stop at anything to get rid of this dangerous witness, & soon has him placed neatly in the back of a defective ambulance which emits its exhaust gasses into the back ...

It all culminates in a ambulance-carchase with Junior (Jäger in the back) in the lead, followed by an ambulance carrying Brenner & Klara, & one driven by Berti, & soon Brenner & Klara end in the back of Junior's poisonous ambulance with Jäger.

Only in the very last minute can Berti save the day when he shoots Junior.

'At the conclusion, Brenner doesn't get the girl (Klara that is), but it is strongly hinted at he at least gets the promised blowjob from Angelika ...

 

Very well-done genre-film that succeeds not so much because of its noir-ish plot - which, while well-written, is not exactly original - but due to its ironic take on the subject matter that - despite the involvement of many popular Austiran comedians (most important lead actor & co-scripter Josef Hader)  - never turns into mindless crime comedy or genre parody, paired with a competent direction & good performances from all of the cast.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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