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Konak

Mansion

Turkey 2009
produced by
Cevdet Akay, Gonca Akay for Öykü Film
directed by Cem Akyoldas
starring Ogün Kaptanoglu, Sevil Uyar, Pashan Yilmazel, Kerem Firtina, Damla Debre, Öykü Akay, Almeda Abazi, Melahat Abbasova, Gonca Akay, Gökhan Celebi, Yener Gürsoy, Cihan Özdeniz
written by Funda Cetin, Mehmet Turgut

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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After the car breaks down, three young couples - Müge (Sevil Uyar) and Sertec (Kerem Firtina), Tudce (Tamla Debre) and Kurtuluc (Ogün Kaptanoglu), Ada (Öykü Akay) and Taylan (Pashan Yilmazel) - working on a project for university are forced to stay in a spooky old house, where they are first scared half shitless, then confronted with a video that tells some nasty secrets of their past, like when Müge persuaded Kurtuluc to rape Sertec's then girlfriend Ezgi (Almeda Abazi), who later had a traffic accident and has since been in a coma because of that experience.

Why did Müge do that?

Because she wanted Sertec to be her boyfriend, and it worked. In fact, she seduced Sertec to keep him from interfering with the rape of his then-girlfriend.

Thing is, that's not even all there is to the story. Turns out that Ada and Taylan were in a jam and wanted to steal Müge's jewellery but had to hide when Kurtuluc dragged Ezgi into the room to rape her, but couldn't interfere because then they would have been caught red-handed themselves.

All these revelations about their past has the sextet up in arms against one another, and only after accusing one another and beating one another senseless, they realize there must be someone else in the house, someone else who soon enough locks them inside, then dishes out punishments fitting the guys and girls' crimes: Kurtuluc gets his penis cut off, beauty-obsessed Müge gets her face distorted by acid to a degree that she wants to kill herself, and Taylan is blinded. The others are just shocked, bruised and battered, then the house releases them again.

But who was behind all of this?

Ezgi's family of course, her big sister being the university professor who sent the kids on their assignement in the first place ...

 

For the most part, this is a pretty effective old dark house thriller that keeps up the tension throughout and devices a clever (if not all that original) way of giving the initially bland characters a backstory via flashbacks that are also the key to the mystery. A competent cast doesn't hurt too much either, neither do a bunch of well-done suspense scenes.

That all said, the film doesn't offer anything new to the genre, nothing that hasn't been done before (except maybe the fact that nobody dies in this film), the directorial effort is effective but by no means inventive, and the finale is a big letdown and seems to come out of nowhere.

Still, a very ok genre effort.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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