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Leave me Alone

Hong Kong 2004
produced by
The Pang Brothers (= Danny Pang, Oxide Pang Chun) for Magic Head
directed by Danny Pang
starring Ekin Cheng, Charlene Choi, Dayo Wong, Kenny Bee, Jan Lamb, Lawrence Chou
written by Danny Pang, Sam Lung, Curran Pang

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Kit (Ekin Cheng), Man's (also Ekin Cheng) identical twin brother comes for a visit to Hong Kong from Thailand ... & promptly is involved in an accident, driving Man's car & carrying Man's driving license ... which leads to everyone in the hospital he's at taking him for Man, ncluding Man's gay boafriend Jing--Chung (Jan Lamb). But while Kit is still in a coma, his girlfriend Jane (Charlene Choi) calls, telling Man that Kit might be in serious (financial) problems if he doesn'T return to Thailand, & since Kit is unavailable, she persuades Man to come to Thailand in his stead & fix the mess he's gotten into ...

But little does Man know that Kit & Jane have gotten in too deep with gangster King (Dayo Wong), owe him a considerable sum of money & are now unable to pay him back. When Jane & Man - as Kit - try to mke amends, it only resuldts in King wanting to cut off Man's finger ... & only thanks to the clumsiness of King's bodyguards it is in the end not Man but King himself who loses a finger ... & Jane is able to fetch a gun & shoot them free ... but now they are pretty high on King's wanted list.

To somehow get enough money to get out of it all, Jane & Man then try to sell some (fake) heroin to drug kingpin Keith, but somehow that deal ends in goes wrong too when Keith notices the heroin is fake, & after a shoot-out Keith turns up dead, Keith's men are pursuing Man & Jane, & Keith's money turns out to be fake too. What makes this situation even worse is that Keith is King's brother, & King is not one to easily forgive ... but all this ordeal only brings Man & Jane closer to each other ...

Back in hong Kong, Kit is gradually getting better, but recovering from his coma he only slowly learns to walk again ... but his/Man's boyfriend Jing Chung is always at his side, & Kit realizes what a good man he is & somehow responds to his emotions, too ... then though he decides to return to Thailand to take care of his business that in the meantime has been gloriously messed up by Man ... & soon enough, Man & Jane end up tied up in an abandoned building-site with gunmen & timebombs surrounding them, as King wants them to go out in style ...

But of course Kit finally shoots them free, & in the very end, only King goes up with the building.

& when Man returns to hong Kong, we realize that both he & King have evolved into better persons due to these experiences (argh) ...

 

Boring comedy about mistaken identities, featuring all the typical twin clichés but being rather unsuccessful in turning the at best moderately promising premise into anything entertaining. Most of it is just routine Hong Kong shoot-outs alternated with gay jokes, with noone in the cast, with the possible exception of Kenny Bee as Jane's father, willing to be funny - which pretty much ruins the comedy angle & leaves the audience with an incredibly lame gangster story..

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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