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Main Hoon Na

India 2004
produced by
Gauri Khan for Red Chillies Entertainment, Venus Films
directed by Farah Khan
starring Shahrukh Khan, Sushmita Sen, Sunil Shetty, Zayed Khan, Amrita Rao, Kabir Bedi, Naseeruddin Shah, Satish Shah, Boman Irani, Bindu, Rajiv Panjabi, Murli Sharma, Kiron Kher, Nasser Abdulla, Kunal Kumar, Rakhi Sawant, Praveen Sirohi
written by Farah Khan, Rajesh Saathi, Abbas Tyrewala, music by Anu Malik (also songs), Ranjit Barot

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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India is making a honest effort to make peace with Pakistan, but there are some forces on both sides who just won't let that happen, even if that means turning against one's own people ... and thus, Indian General Sharma (Naseeruddin Shah) is killed by the Indian terrorist Raghavan (Sunil Shetty) while working on the peace project. And now it falls upon his son Ram (Shahruck Khan) not only to find his father's estranged wife and (other) son, but also guard the daughter of General Bakshi (Kabir Bedi), Sanjana (Amrita Rao), who is next on Raghavan's death list ... but she must not notice she is uinder guard, as she has broken up with her father years ago.

So what better to do than send Ram back to the very highschool both Sanjana and his brother Lakshman (Zayed Khan) are going to ... but as another student, even though he is (and looks) 10 years too old for the part ...

What follows is light highschool comedy, with Sanjana and Lakshman falling in and out of love with each other. with Sanjana and Lakshman coming to learn to accept Ram as one of their kind, and Ram teaching Lakshman enough discipline to finally pass the grade and graduate (he previously flunked the class three years in a row). And besides, there's the new chemistry teacher, Chandni (Sushmita Sen), a woman more his own age, whom Ram falls madly in love with ...

But while all these highschool shenanigans are going on, Raghavan (about whom nobody knows what he looks like) manages to get a job as the school's new physics teacher, and he makes several attempts to subtly kidnap Sanjana ... which somehow doesn't work out all tht good, so in the end, he takes the whole school hostage and asks for exchange not only for the peace process to be halted, but also for Ram, on whom he wants to exact revenge.

What follows is an explosive shoot-out wand martial arts battle, at the end of which though Raghavan is blown to pieces while in the end, Ram has tied up all the loose ends and buries his father together with Lakshman, while even Sanjana is reconciled with her father.

 

Blending a tough terrorism plot with high light school comedy might sound more interesting than the finished film actually is, it's a rather conventional comedy with some scenes of violence thrown in. However, that doesn't mean the film is just bad, Shahrukh Khan gives a solid performance in the lead role despite the rather embarrassing premise, some scenes are really and genuinely funny, and the action is really well-done, at times competently, self-consciously and ironically stealing from the Matrix series (the best scene is where Shahrukh ducks his teacher's spit Matrix-style). It might not be great desptie all of that, but it's not bad either.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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