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They were so Young

West Germany 1954
produced by
Kurt Neumann for Corona Filmproduktion
directed by Kurt Neumann
starring Johanna Matz, Scott Brady, Ingrid Stenn, Raymond Burr, Gisela Fackeldey, Kurt Meisel, Katharina Mayberg, Gert Fröbe, Erica Beer, Hanita Hallan, Elizabeth Tanney, Gordon Howard, Eduard Linkers, Pero Alexander, Caterina Valente, Hannelore Axman, Josef Dahmen, William Trenk, the Horst Wende-Sextett, the Cornell-Trio
screenplay by Kurt Neumann, Felix Lützkendorf, source material by Jacques Companéez, Ernst Blass, music by Michael Jary

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Model Eve (Johanna Matz) has come to Rio as a high class model, but even on her first night she has to realize she is actually employed as a high class prostitute, and she only just manages to fight off Lanning (Scott Brady), a drunk American mining engineer.

Naturally, Eve wants out, but now she has to realize she's actually in the hands of Madame Lansowa (Gisela Fackeldey) and Monsieur Albert (Eduard Linkers) who run the place, have confiscated her passport and have seen to it that she owes them much money for her training to be a model and such ...

Even tries to go to the police, but the whole thing backfires, and when she sees no more way out, she turns to Lanning, the guy she fought off the very first night by smashing a waterbottle on his head, but who once sober turns out to be a quite likeable and sympathetic man who promises to help her ... but then he is called back to his mine, and en route there, he leaves Eve with his boss Coltos (Raymond Burr), who has a hazienda in the middle of the jungle. Thing is, once Lanning is off, Eve has to realize Coltos is not the nice man he was thought to be but he actually owns Madame Lansowa's brothel, and now wants to send her back.

Eve escapes through the jungle on foot, and wouldn't you know it, she runs right into Lanning, who didn't know about the crooked dealings of his boss, but again he promises to take care of her ... but that very night, she is snatched away from right under his nose when the two are staying at a hotel, and now Coltos' men are taking her to a riverboat, which is actually another brothel, not quite as classy as Madame Lansowa's, and mostly frequented by miners.

Of course, Lanning manages to track Eve down to the riverboat, and he manages to secure the aide of the riverboat's barman, who's actually an interpol agent undercover, and in the end, the boat is raided by the police and all the baddies are brought to justice ... and Eve and Lanning, who have of course fallen in love in the course of the proceedings, start a new life together.

 

A typical German adventure movie of its time, with a pulpy plot that has this certain torn from the headlines-feel to it and that combines crime and romance, exotic locations and a certain hint of sleaze (actually, the film is all buttoned up, all sleazy details are only alluded to) to an almost irresistible extent. The result, hardly surprisingly, is not really a good film, and much of it is actually pretty silly and over simplified, but if you are at all into European pulp fiction from the 1950's, you will find this one at least amusing nevertheless.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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