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Massage Girls
Club Girl Story

Hong Kong 1976
produced by
Alex Gouw for Goldig Films
directed by Cheung Sum
starring Chow Yun-Fat, Yu On-On (= Candice Yu), Lam Kin-Ming (= Meg Lam), Na Na, Leung Chau-Mei, Sze-Ma Wah-Lung, Ho Wan-Tai, Ling Hon, Goo Yi-Lai (= Elizabeth Goo), Fong Ping, Fung Ming, Luk Chu-Sek, Chan Lau, Law Gwok-Wai, Lau Wai-Man, Lee Ka-Ting, Liu Jun-Guk (= Tony Liu), Chiao Chiao, Wang Lai
written by Cheung Sum, music by Frankie Chan

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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It's one of these massage parlors that are not brothels as such, but for a certain amount, well ...

Anyways, the real dramas at this parlor are going on behind the scenes, like the story of the massage girl (Chiao Chiao) whose husband gambles all her money away, then kills his daughter in an accident and tries to hush everything up. When his wife finds out, she cuts off his fingers.

Then there's the girl whose brother is a respectable doctor who doesn't want to see her to not have his reputation tarnished. but of course, in his backroom, he drugs and rapes his patients. When the police finds out, he turns to his sister to get him off the hook.

Gin (Chow Yun-Fat) and Miu (Yu On-On) are good folks, decent folks, people who don't belong in massage parlors like this one - and yet they both work there. Gin because his mother is a massage girl at the club,a nd after having lost yet another job through no fault of his own, he has to accept a job at the club just to make a living.

Miu's dad is gravely sick, and she has to make money fast to pay for his surgery. Eventually she even has to sell her virginity to the highest bidder, just to make the money in time.

It's hardly surprising that Gin and Miu feel drawn to one another, but then disaster strikes: Gin finds out his mother doesn't only have a drug problem, she is also deeply in debt, and her life is theatened if she doesn't pay up in time. So Gin turns criminal, and to save his mother he mugs the first person who comes his way - and that person is none other than Miu's dad, carrying the money Miu has made from losing her virginity for his surgery. When Gin finds out whom he has mugged, he feels rotten despite having saved his mother ...

Unfortunately, Gin's one crime has sent his life on a downward spiral, and soon he has hooked up with Ah Sung's (Lee Ka Ting) gang and they rob a money transport, then hide out in the massage parlor, where things soon get ugly when Ah Sung and company want to take advantage of the situation and throw in a rape or two while Gin experiences conflicting allegiances. Eventually, Ah Sung gives away Gin's secret, that he has mugged Miu's dad, but now Gin knows where his true allegiances lie, and he helps defeat Ah Sung and his gang of baddies before giving himself up to the authorities ...

 

Now this could have been a compelling ensemble drama with a few sexy bits thrown in for good measure - could have been, but it isn't, instead Massage Girls is a sloppily scripted and clichéed mess that invariably chooses sensationalism over narrative ingenuity, and always looks for opportunities to get its actresses topless rather than tell its story compellingly. That the directorial effort does nothing to carry the film and the ensemble cast is uniformly weak of course don't help either. Rather a waste of time, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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