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A Message from Mars

UK 1913
produced by
Nicholas Ormsby-Scott for United Kingdom Photoplays
directed by Wallett Waller
starring Charles Hawtrey, E. Holman Clark, Crissie Bell, Frank Hector, Hubert Willis, Kate Tyndale, Evelyn Beaumont, Eileen Temple, R. Crompton, B. Stanmore, Tonie Reith
screenplay by Wallett Waller, based on the play by Richard Ganthoney

silent

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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For an undisclosed crime, Martian Ramiel (E. Holman Clark) is sent to earth by the God of Mars (R. Crompton) to change the ways of the most selfish man on earth, Horace Parker (Charles Hawtrey), a man who has just been left by his fiancée Minnie (Crissie Bell) even for his selfishness. So using some magical powers, the Martian gets Horace out on the streets to do a good deed, but Horace only does so against his will, to get rid of the pesky Martian - which of course doesn't work one bit. Ramiel then takes Horace to a dance to listen in on conversations that are not entirely in Horace's favour. But while he isn't exactly over the moon because of that, it doesn't really faze him quite enough to mend his ways. So Ramiel turns him into a bum, and soon enough he realizes to get through this rough life, he has to relie on another bum (Hubert Willis) ... and then the other bum falls sick, and that's when Horace really starts to care for someone other than himself - so the Martian makes him himself again, and Horace takes the bum home with him to nurse him back to health. Then he hears about a fire, and he saves tons of children out of a burning orphanage and takes them home with him as well. When a constable catches one of the kids stealing from him, Horace sees to it that the kid is not punished unreasonably as the boy shows remorse. Finally, Minnie has the sudden idea that Horace has changed, comes back to him and when she sees all the poor people in his house he has decided to take care of, she knows she was right and agrees to be engaged to him once again.

And Ramiel?

He goes back to Mars of course, all rehabilitated.

 

One of the earliest British movies to show Martians, this film (despite the Martians futuristic outfits) has little to do with science fiction and everything with fantasy with the Martians being some sort of angels in a story rather reminiscent of A Christmas Carol than anything else, with its message hit home a great deal too bluntly, actually. Aside from (maybe) being the movie that introduced Martians to British cinema though, this movie has little to recommend itself: Its story is very simplistic and the outcome utterly predictable (and as mentioned, everything's hammered home rather bluntly), the directorial effort is little more than functional, and the acting decent but by no means remarkable. Still, given its age and everything, a charming piece of cinema ... but nothing to get crazy about.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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