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Modesty Blaise

UK 1966
produced by
Joseph Janni for 20th Century Fox
directed by Joseph Losey
starring Monica Vitti, Terence Stamp, Dirk Bogarde, Harry Andrews, Michael Craig, Clive Revill, Alexander Knox, Rossella Falk, Scilla Gabel, Michael Chow, Joe Melia, Saro Urzì, Tina Marquand (= Tina Aumont), Oliver MacGreevy, Jon Bluming, Lex Schoorel, Max Turilli, Giuseppe Paranelli, Wolfgang Hillinger, Roberto Bisacco, John Karlsen, Aldo Silvan, John STacy, Robin Hunter, Denys Graham, Patrick Ludlow
screenplay by Evan Jones, Peter O'Donnell, Harold Pinter, based on the comic strip by Peter O'Donnell, Jim Holdaway, music by John Dankworth

Modesty Blaise

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Because somebody wants to steal a fortune in diamonds meant for some Arabian country, and failure to deliver would mean the UK would lose a sizeable oil deal, the gouvernment hires master thief Modesty Blaise (Monica Vitti) to counteract the crime. Modesty and her partner-in-crime Willie Garvin (Terence Stamp) soon conduct some investigations in Amsterdam and come to the conclusion it must be the work of one Gabriel (Dirk Bogarde), the only man who's as successful a thief as Modesty - but much more ruthless. After much to and fro that also includes Modesty being captured by some baddies but freed by Willie, the two of them see the diamonds safely loaded onto an airplane and flown to the Arabian country - and then the plane is shot out of the skies ...

Modesty, Willie and Gabriel of course all have known that the diamonds were never really on the plane, but on an inconspicuous freight ship, but Modesty and Willie have decided to now steal the diamonds themselves after their gouvernment has tricked them - but then they fall into the hands of Gabriel who takes them prisoners and forces Willie to help in a raid on the freight ship, then he puts them under lock and key on his own private island. But of course, even disarmed, neither Modesty nor Willie are out of resources, and they free themselves in no time, send a signal to the beduin leader of the Arabian country (who just happens to be a close friend of Modesty), then shoot their way out until the (beduin-)cavalry arrives to save the day ...

 

Modesty Blaise is quite simply exquisite to look at, every shot seems to be carefully composed, the whole thing is chock-full of pop art designs, the sets and costumes (and Ms Vitti's always changing hairdo and -colour) are as eccentric as they are stylish, the overall attitude is decadent but chic, and all this gives the film an unmistakable and irresistible 1960's aura, as if the film has set out to drive the stylistic excesses of its era (also think early James Bond here) to the max. And the characters break into songs in fittingly the least fitting moments, too.

That said, Modesty Blaise simply isn't a very good movie. Basically it's badly written, most of the setpieces seem to be interchangeable and are neither narratively motivated nor do they have effects on the subsequent plot. On top of that, the characters are not properly set up and remain flat throughout, thus wasting some top acting talent. And while the film is 100% tongue-in-cheek in approach, it almost invariably lacks proper punchlines, and thus the thing totally fails on an emotional level.

Still, every 1960's afficionado will have to see this film - but the emphasis is on "see" here, there really isn't any depth to this.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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