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Monique, mein heisser Schoss

Austria / France 1979
produced by
Commerz Film
directed by Eddy Saller
starring Judith Fritsch, Peter Garell, Sissy Weiner, Delia Carsten, Francoise Noir, Edith Kreuzberger, Otti Zluga, Günter Wolf, Ulf Dieter Kusdas, Werner Ploner, Rudolf Schwarz, Ernst Grünbaum, Herbert Pendl, Rudy Precht, Erich Schaumberger, Daniel Verveynne
screenplay by Pierre Laurant, Roswitha Nowak, music by Gerhard Heinz

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Monika (Judith Fritsch) gets thrown out of her apartment by her landlady because she is caught having sex with the landlady's son. Looking for an apartment, she meets photographer Alexander, for whom she not only poses for nudes, she also falls in love with him and helps him in a blackmailing scheme. However, when she wants him to get her pregnant, he turns her down, so she drugs him and ties him to his bed to have her way with him. She doesn't get pregnant though, he only throws her out.

Monika returns to the country to work at her father's as a nurse. There she meets Michael, who immediately falls in love with her but is incredibly shy. That said though, he is also a porn director, and soon gets her a starring role in one of his films. Eventually, Monika and Michael marry, but their honeymoon becomes a disaster culminating in him walking out on her.

Monika meets Michael again, who now agrees to marry her and have children with her, and the rest of their lives they shag and shag, even after death in their coffin, and even their skeletons can't keep their hands from one another.

 

Typical German language softcore sex comedy from the 1970's, this film isn't so much carried by an actual story but presents the audience with a series of vignettes, usually culminating in a sex scene. The good thing about Monique is there is not too much slapstick in this one, which often tends to wreck German-language sex comedies, but that's not to say this film is particularly funny ... actually it isn't, it's just another typical genre effort which you might find cute in a nostalgic way but might have forgotten in a day or two. Only the scene with the shagging skeletons in the end shows some spark of creativity, but that's already too little too late.

 

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