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Monster Man

USA 2003
produced by
Dream Entertainment/Road Brothers
directed by Michael Davis
starring Eric Jungman, Justin Urich, Aimee Brooks, Joe Goodrich, Michael Bailey Smith, Robert A.Shafer

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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To go to the wedding of Adam's secret love Betty Ann, shy & virginal Adam (Eric Jungmann) & outgoing loudmouthed Harley (Justin Urich) have to cross theAmerican Southwest, when they suddenly realize someone's following them through all the lonesome roads.  it's not just anyone, it's a monstertruck, bent on crushing them under its wheels. At first it just drives them off the road, though, before dieappearing again, but at later ccasions it always seems closer to them as they would expect, appearing suddenly out of the blue, threatening them before disappearing again.

& when they finally think they have shaken the truck off its trail & spend the night in a cheap motel, they wake up in the middle of the night, with some roadkill lovingly placed in their bed..

Panic-striken they flee, only to find lovely Sarah (Aimee Brooks), a hitchhiker, in their car, & she manages to lighten things up a bit since they both fall for her, & when she helps Adam lose his virginity (& you might guess how)´, everything seems fine & dandy again ... until they have to witness the monstertruck cruch a man before their very eyes.

In panic, they flee further, but by now the truck is really bent obn crushing them, & it finally flattens their car, with Adam, Harley & Sarah only just escaping to a spot where the truck can'T reach them ...

The truck can't, the driver, Bob (Michael Bailey Smith), a giant brute with a horribly stitched up face, can, & he soon kills Harley & drags Sarah to his house.

& Adam, who comes after her to save her, is in for a terrible surprise, as Sarah turns out to actually be the sister of Bob, who is in league with him & they want Adam's body to replace that of their other brother Fred (Joe Goodrich), whose belly was blown away by some horrible accident, & who is kept alive by black magic (as Sarah turns out to be a witch). Soon Adam is tied to a crude operating table, & there's nothing nice in store for hi

But Adam has always been pedantic enough pedantic enough to carry anything from an army knife to razor blades in his pockets, & so he manages to free himself, kill Sarah & Fred & poke out Bob's eyes with a pencil (!). In the end though it's Harley, who has mysteriously survived his own death after all, who runs Bob over with his own monstertruck ...

 

As you might have guessed, this movie borrows from Duel (1971), Hitcher (1986) & Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) in equal parts, with a little magic thrown in & a monstertruck tacvked on for novelty value. Surprisingly though, Monster Man turns out to be entertaining nevertheless, as it doesn't take it self too seriously, uses its gore effects for the story's sake instead of to show off, & has some characters that are convincing enough to care for them.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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