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Naked as Nature Intended
Cornish Holiday / As Nature Intended Featuring the Five Nature Girls

UK 1961
produced by
George Harrison Marks, Michael Klinger, Tony Tenser, John Brason (executive) for Compass Films, Compton-Cameo Films, Markten Film Productions
directed by George Harrison Marks
starring Bridget Leonard, Angela Jones, Petrina Forsyth, Jackie Salt, Pamela Green, Stuart Samuels, narration by Guy Kingsley Poynter
written by George Harrison Marks, Gerald Holgate

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Best friends office girl Petrina (Forsyth), shoe saleswoman Jacke (Salt) and dancer Pamela (Green) decide to go on a trip through the Cornish countryside for the weekend, and of course they had no intention to end up in a nudist club. Gas station girls Bridget (Leonard) and Angela (Jones) on the other hand have been nudists for years and thus have decided to take a two-day hike to their favourite nudist club. So the trio of friends on one hand, the two gas station girls on the other visit various sights along the coast of Cornwall before Petrina, Jackie and Pamela find a nice strip of beach to have a good swim - and to detect they're next to a nudist camp. And of course, they first stumble upon Bridget and Angela in the nude, and after initial surprise they let the two girls convince them that there's nothing wrong with being nude in nature, so the girls quickly take their clothes off and do ... well, what nudists are apparently doing, like frolicking in the water, playing beach ball and ping pong, doing the swings, gardening and the like, and after this weekend they're all nudists for life.

 

The first feature film by director George Harrison Marks and model Pamela Green, somewhat of a power team in British erotica of the late 1950s/early 60s, first in magazines then erotic loops, this movie is certainly an oddity among nudist camp films - basically because for two thirds it isn't. Sure, there are glimpses of naked breasts every now and again, and the narration really teases nudist camp scenes throughout, but basically the first 40 or so minutes are a travelogue - or the parody of one - with the girls visiting pretty much all the sights of Cornwall, with the narration switching between informative and strictly comical rather randomly, while actually taking note of the fact that one and the same actor (Stuart Samuels) is used over and over again in different roles. And really this clash of comedy (if you can call it that) and the mere factual gives the film an almost surreal feel, especially with the constant nudist camp tease. Once the girls reach the camp though, the film falls back to the routines already familiar from American nudist movies, with the typical nudist routines while trying to hide all primary genitals - which is somewhat funny to watch a bit but gets tedious in the long run. So by no means a perfect or even good film, but an unusual experience and a fine time capsule - also because of several horribly outdated gender clichés.

 

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