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Naked Weapon

Hong Kong 2002
produced by
Wong Jing for Jing's Production Limited
directed by Ching Siu-Tung
starring Anya, Maggie Q, Almen Wong Oui-Ha, Jewel Lee, Daniel Wu, Andrew Lin, Cheng Pei-Pei, Marit Thoresen, Augustin Aguerreberry, Monica Lo

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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After her top assassin (Marit Thoresen) is killed on duty - meaning seducing & killing a man) Madam M (Almen Wong Pu-Ha) kidnaps no less than 40 girls, all aged 12 to 13, all skilled in martial arts, to train them in the arts of seduction & assassination, so that at the end of this training cyckle she can come up with one new female killer.
6 years later the girls are all skilled in both combat  trained by drill-instructor Augustin Aguerreberry) and walking the catwalk, & now it comes to a series of ultimate tests: first Madame M forces them to kill their respective colleagues in their sleeping quarters in no more than 2 minutes - in order to find out who's ruthless enough & whose instincts are good enough to stay alive. Then she pits the remaining 10 girls in a cage fight to the death against each other, to get the ultimate killing machine ... but she has not accounted for the deep & caring friendship of 2 of her trainees, Katt (Anya) & Charlene (Maggie Q), who, despite knowing only one of them would stay alive in the end, don't stop caring for each other. impressed by such teamwork, Madam M lets them both live - &, as an extra bonus, Jing (Jewel Lee), who is just ruthless enough to become the top assassin. To celebrate the occasion, Madam M invites the 3 girls to dinner - where she has them drugged & raped, just to make sure they hate men enough to kill them after sex ...

In the following months, the 3 girls kill quite a number of rich & prominent men, & their notoriety rises to a point where the CIA assigns agent Jack Chen (Daniel Wu) especially to this case. Jack is soon able to link the kidnappings from 6 years ago to the killing girls, & can even trace down Mrs Ching (Cheng Pei-Pei), the mother of Charlene, whom he tries to win over in order that she betrays her daughter to the CIA - but she can't & won't. When she, at the dragon boat festival, witnesses her own daughter kill a man though, she reconsiders.

Jack meanwhile has even almost caught Charlene himself, when they get locked up in a freezeing truck, & instead of mortal combat tender romance begins to prosper ...

In  the meantime though, Madam M has decided that Mrs Ching might beconme a liability - & sends Jing to kill her, & only timely intervention by both Jack & Charlene - who eventually kills Jing - can prevent the worst.

Having quite a change of heart, Madam M decides to let Katt & Charlene go provided they take on one more assignment - but little does any of them know that this assignment is a trap set by Japanese gangster Ryuichi (Andrew Lin), out for revenge for the murder of one of his associates.

So, when Katt & Charlene arrive at the scene of the prospected kill, they instead find Madam M dead, & are soon surrounded by Ryuichi & his goons. Katt is captured, but Charlene manages to escape, but is rugged by some aphrodisiac - which causes her to have sex on the beach with Jack.

When she returns for the final duel with Ryuichi, she first has to helplessly witness Katt being killed, before she & Ryuichi embark on a massive, hand-on-hand combat, where Charlene can beat her opponent only eventually, & come out of it more dead than alive ...

But is there hope for the romance of Charlene & Jack ? Who knows ...

 

Despite impressive, perfectly choreographed fights & gorgeous girls in sexy outfits ... this movie just doesn't really take off. Part of the reason might be that the movie is a bit too slick, too perfectly (& impersonally) made for its own good, taking itself way too seriously regarding the rather silly story that has quite a number of plotholes along the way. But what is perhaps most disappointing is, in spite of the title,  there is surprisingly little actual nudity in the movie & the sleazy aspects of the story are generally downplayed (& there are many, as you might have noticed from my synopsis, which reads a little like a Jess Franco-movie in the first place). Most probably, this film would have greatly profited from more spontaneity, and some schoolboy's fantasy let loose.

 

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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