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Nezulla the Rat Monster

Japan 2002
produced by
Tadashi Yamamoto (executive), Yuji Nagamori (executive), Keisuke Goto (executive), Eisuke Ishige (executive) for Nezulla Production Partners
directed by Kanta Tagawa
starring Daisuke Ryu, Yoshiyuki Kubota, Mika Katsumura, Ayumi Tokitou
story by Kanta Tagawa, creature design by Yosuke Takayanagi

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A group of American soldiers (who all look surprisingly Japanese) are supposed to clean up in a US-research lab in Japan, but only one of them, Jenny, really knows what has been going on in the lab, and she only tells the others when the all exits of the building are already sealed shut: The Americans have used the lab to experiment in biological warfare, but one of their experiments has gone out of hands, a rat monster - Nezulla if you like - that's supposed to spread the plague ... and somehow the virus has escaped the lab and infected the neighbourhood, only Nezulla is still here.

The big problem for our GIs: Jenny isn't exactly playing with an open hand, and soon enough our gang of soldiers learn that she has actually been ordered to blow the building to Kingdom Come, to wipe out all traces of American foul play, and not as they think to retrieve the rat to distill antibodies out of her blood.

Eventually, our American platoon meets Japanese soldier Aso, who pulls off the typical cynical lone-wolf-routine and who has come to the lab to find Nezulla, but instead Nezulla finds all of them, and before you can say ... well, something really short anyways, the whole gang is reduced to three, the soldiers' seargeant Sammy, the research scientist Yoko - who isn't any good in combat, both because she's a civilian and a woman - and of course tough guy Aso.

This threesome has of course run-in after run-in with Nezulla, and they always only barely survive, but eventually they find an escape hatch through which Sammy and Aso make Yoko escape after she promises to bring more guns, some ammo and some cigarettes. Trying to get more guns, Yoko is almost lynched by an angry mob, but as if to redeem herself she makes it through all the hardships and brings the guns and ammo and cigarettes just in time, and Sammy and Aso blow Nezulla to Kingdom Come and make it out just before the lab is blown to Kingdom Come as well - and wouldn't you know it, American Sammy and Japanese Aso, who initially couldn't stand each other, have become friends during the course of the proceedings ...

An almost totally seperate subplot concerns a nurse who treats plague victims and who has fallen for the doctor who she works for, however she has to be contracted by the plague herself before the Doctor confesses he loves her back ...

 

As you might have noticed upon reading the synopsis, Nezulla is first and foremost another Alien rip-off, and a rather unimaginative one too, rather the basic plot done by-the-numbers. That the rat monster is by far not as imaginative as it could have been doesn't help either, nor do quite a number of very cheesy plot-elements (most prominently the doctor-nurse subplot, the story about the Japanese and American learning to respect each other, and the sequence in which Yoko redeems herself by bringing the weapons just in time).

By and large, nothing more than a waste of time and money. I like the title Nezulla the Rat Monster immensely though. Too bad the film behind it couldn't have been any better.

 

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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