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Oriana
Oriane

Venezuela/France 1985
produced by
Patrick Sandrin, Fina Torres for Arion Productions, Pandora Films
directed by Fina Torres
starring Doris Wells, Daniela Silverio, Maya Oloe, Rafael Briceño, Mirtha Borges, Philippe Rouleau, Claudia Venturini, Martha Canelon, Luis Armando Castillo, Asdrúbal Meléndez, Hanna Caminos, Alejandro Padrón, Leonor Contramestre, Valmore Gómez, Blanca de Gómez, Henry Páez, David Ardila
written by Antoine Lacomblez, Fina Torres, music by Eduardo Marturet

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Maria (Daniela Silverio) has just inherited the estate of her aunt Oriana (Doris Wells), whom she claims she hardly remembers, and thus, she wants to sell the place as soon as possible. But once there, she remembers having spent a summer at the estate decades ago (and she's played by Maya Oloe in the flashback sequences), and while there, she tried to figure out the secret of her aunt, who was said to never have left the premises in all her life and who still hates her deceased father (Rafael Briceño) with a passion - even though resolute maid Fidelia (Mirtha Borges) does everything in her power to keep Maria from investigating.

Eventually, though, Maria finds out everything: when her aunt was her age (and was played by Claudia Venturini), she had fallen in love with Sergio (Luis Armando Castillo), who was brought up at the mansion - but he was only maid Fidelia's son and therefore no fitting suitor for Oriana. Eventually, dad, who doesn't fail to see the erotic tensions between his daughter and Sergio, sends him away, but Oriana catches up with Sergio, and they make love for the first time, out in the forest. Dad catches them though while they are at it, and he kills Sergio on the spot and locks Oriana in. But naive dad hasn't taken into account his maid, who wastes no time and poisons dad pretty much right on the spot becasue he killed her son. And since that time, Oriana and Fidelia have lived on the premises pretty much all alone.

Alone?

Nope, there's a guy living in a house on the premises who's Maria's age, and whom Maria pays a visit to (to do you-know-what) on the final night of her visit to aunt Oriana. Only back in the here and now does Maria figure out that the guy who has deflowered her all those years back must have been Oriana and Sergio's son, and now she decides not to sell the mansion ...

 

This could have been an interesting film about doomed love, violence and death, all neatly wrapped up in a mystery plot. It could ahve been, but it isn't. The whole mystery storyline is so bloody obvious it takes the film no more than 5 minutes to give the solution away ... yet unfortunately, the movie runs for one and a half hours, so the rest we are treated to images that seem to want to shout out period picture while lacking any inventiveness, a directorial effort that can best be described as stagey, and a series of dull, self-sufficient scenes that do nothing to advance the film's story. Well, at least the acting is pretty nice.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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