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Patrioticheskaya Komediya

Patriotic Comedy

Russia 1992
produced by
Evraziya
directed by Vladimir Khotinenko
starring Larisa Guzeyava, Vitali Tsaregorodtsev, Sergei Mokovetsky, Sergei Vinogradov, Aleksey Serebryakov, Leonid Okunyov, Yelena Voskresensky, Vladimir Lysenkov, Tamara Zimina, Vladimir Piskunov, A. Sedov, Roman Yepure
written by Vladimir Khotinenko, Leonid Porokhnya, music by Aleksandr Pantykin

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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It starts with young cop Andrej and his colleagues trying to make an arrest, but a gang of gunmen kill all of them but Andrej, who's suffering from a bit of diarrhea. Still, he wants to see the case through, and soon learns about a secret weapon everybody seems to be after, and only a bum (who is more than he seems to be) knows approximately where it is - in the desolate house of a weird couple. So Andrej and the bum hide in the attic of the house, pretending to be poltergeists just to keep the couple from come checking - and the stupid plan works, too. Andrej and the bum observe every move of the couple for days on end, without even getting a clue as to where the weapon might be hidden - until cold war profiteer Max and his militia storm the building, and rather by accident (a car accident, actually), everybody (including the weird couple) learns about the building's secret basement, a dimension-bending room that allows whoever it is to ascend to pretty much every city in the world via the sewage system, and a box that's supposed to be the secret weapon. It all amounts to a big shootout, explosions aplenty, the revelation that Max is actually a robot, and newfound love - the woman who had the car accident to trigger everything - for Andrej. But in the end, it seems that everybody loses: Max when he is erradicated in the explosions, the couple that could have gone anywhere via the weird room when they choose the sewage hole right next to their home when escaping disaster, Andrej when the bum takes off with the secret weapon and he has to pursue him, and Andrej's new-found love when he leaves her for the weapon ...

 

So-so parody of cop-, buddy-, espionage- and sci-fi-flicks: Basically the premise of the whole thing is just too childish to really work, and the script does little to iron out the plot's shortcomings. On top of that, many jokes are too silly to come across as funny. On the other hand though, this film also features some hilarious action setpieces, like inventively shot car chases using Eastern European vehicles that seem to be chosen for their cheapness, or action scenes that make fun of themselves. This is of course not enough to make the film great, but keeps it from being an absolute failure ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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