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Malfini (Robert Ambrose), a sleazy porn producer nobody has ever heard
of, offers 7 porn actresses (Shelly Martinez, Naomi Cruz, Kasey Poteet,
Cassandra St. James, Shirley Harper, Lynette A. Nechayeva, Liana Mendoza)
tons of money and top conditions to appear in his film. The girls all feel
rather let down when they arrive on set and find it to be a run-down
warehouse, but hey, the money is right, and Malfini is charming enough to
give all of the girls the feeling they're going to be his next big star. Thing
is, there is a brutal killer roaming the warehouse, aptly called Brute
(Dirk Vader), and he kills these porngirls backstage one after the next
after the next after the next - and quite brutally so, mind you. But how
come, I hear you ask, a porn producer doesn't notice his girls disappering
one after the other during the shoot? Because he actually shoots a
snuff movie. Now before you jump to conclusions though, he's not the main
villain of the plot, he's just a businessman who has been hired for the
job ... just like the girls were hired by him. But if he was only hired
like the others, could it be that Brute eventually also turns on him? Yup
- and suddenly he has to rely on the one porngirl (Shirley Harper) clever
enough to see through his charade to get out of this alive. Too bad then
that that girl has the only gun in the building, and that she is quite a
bit miffed at him for having treated her like cannonfodder ... Porn
Shoot Massacre is one of the films that actually delivers what the
title suggests (well, apart from explicit sex at least): There is plenty
of nudity, there's girls getting killed quite brutally, and the film
follows the slasher formula rather nicely ... and yet, the film is one of
the more entertaining slashers of late, for one because it's completely
unpretentious, plus it doesn't take itself seriously at all without being
moronic, and it's actually well-paced too, also showing a good balance
between tits and gore. Now all of this obviously does not make Porn
Shoot Massacre the next Citizen Kane - but a great party movie at least!
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