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Wu Ji

The Promise

China / Hong Kong / Japan / South Korea 2005
produced by
Chen Hong, Han Sanping, Kim Dong-ju, Ernst Etchie Stroh, Yang Bu-Tang for 21 Century Shengkaki Film, Capgen Investment Group, China Film Group, Moonstone Entertainment, Show East
directed by Chen Kaige
starring Jang Dong-Kun, Hiroyuki Sanada, Cecilia Cheung, Nicholas Tse, Liu Ye, Chen Hong, Qian Cheng
written by Chen Kaige, music by Klaus Badelt, cinematography by Peter Pau

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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When she was a child, Princess Qingcheng (Cecilia Cheung) was promised everything by the Goddess Manshen (Chen Hong), all the wealth of the earth, but in excehange she will lose everyone she loves.

20 years later: The country is torn between the Emperor (Qian Cheng) and his loyal general Guangming (Huroyuki Sanada) on one side and the conqueror Wuhuan (Nicholas Tse) on the other.

When he learns that the emperor is cornered by Wuhuan and his army, but he himself is wounded and thus can't help, Guangming tells his loyal slave Kunlun (Jang Dong-Kun) to put on his, the general's, armour rush to his castle and save the Emperor in his stead. However, at the castle, Kunlun grossly misinterprets the situation when he sees the emperor threaten an innocent woman, so Kunlun himself kills the Emperor (to everyone's surprise) and saves the woman, who turns out to be Qingcheng. However, when making a getaway with Qingcheng, Kunlun is eventually cornered by Wuhuan and his men at a waterfall, and Wuhuan offers to spare the princess' life if Kunlun - whom Wuhuan and everybody else still think to be the general - jumps down some cliffs ... which he does. From that moment on, Qingcheng has fallen in love with the man, but unfortunately even she thinks that her savious is Guangming.

General Guangming meanwhile is not only deserted by his army, they even tie him to a tree and leave him to die ... only Kunlun is loyal enough to free him and stay with him - even though it was him who got Guangming into this mess in the first place.

Guangming figures that since he is already thought to be the saviour of Qingcheng, he might as well free her from Wuhuan's clutches - with Kunlun's help of course -, where she is kept in a gold cage.

Ultimately, Guangming manages to save the girl, but now Kunlun becomes Wuhuan's prisoner, and Wuhuan wants his top assassin Snow Wolf (Liu Ye) to execute him ... but when Snow Wolf sees how fast Kunlun can run - almost as fast as himself - he figures that Kunlun must be like him from the Land of Snow, and instead of fighting, the two escape together.

Kunlun returns to his master, but his master lets him go, since he has found new happiness with Qingcheng - or so he thinks since their relationship is based on a lie, and she still thinks he has saved her from the emperor. Kunlun on the other hand has tender feelings for Qingcheng, but for him loyalty to his master weighs heavier than love. So Kunlun and Snow Wolf return to the Land of Snow, where Snow Wolf teaches Kunlun to run faster than time - and Kunlun sees his people all massacred by Wuhuan, all but Snow Wolf, who agreed to become Wuhuan's assassin when faced with death, and all that keeps him alive now is a magic cloak handed to him by Wuhuan ...

Meanwhile, Guangming is visited by his former brothers in arms, who urge him to once again join them, and Guangming lets them persuade him, even if that means breaking Qingcheng's heart ... and of course, all this eventually turns out to be a trap set up by Wuhuan to defeat him after all ...

Kunlun returns to Qingcheng, but all she does it to urge him to save Guangming ... and once he has saved Guangming - with the help of Snow Wolf, who loses his cloak and life in the process - he learns that Wuhuan has meanwhile captured Qingcheng as well. And when trying to free her, both Kunlun and Guangming are captured once more.

Now Guangming is put to trial for having murdered the Emperor, but Kunlun decides to save him by pretending to admit that he was actually the killer wearing Guangming's armour - but somehow Wuhuan has known all along that Kunlun was indeed the Emperor's assassin and so he coaxes him in being too good in his confession - which makes Qingcheng realize she has been withthe wrong man all the time ...

It all ends in a threeway fight, in which both Guangming and Wuhuan are killed and Kunlun is mortally wounded ... but he has enough strength left to reach Snow Wolf's magic coat that gives him a new lease on life - which he plans to use to run back in time with Qingcheng, so let her change her destiny ...

 

An intentionally cheesy, a bit childish and totally over-the-top fantasy adventure, The Promise differs considerably from director Chen Kaige's earlier film The Emperor and the Assassin, with which it does share some concepts, for better or worse. Don't expect the kind of arthouse cinema here that Chen Kaige is normally associated with, this is kitsch-as-kitsch can that will have you suspend disbelief more than once in scenes outrageous even by Hong Kong martial arts/fantasy starndards .. but somehow, despite all the kitsch, despite it being dead-serious at the same time, despite the overconvoluted plot and quite some plotholes, the film works amazingly well, one really gets sucked into the rather silly story and enjoys every minute of it. The only point of critique are the truly desastrous CGI-effects, which are not only not up-to-date with what can be done today, some of the effects really could have looked much better had they been filmed live in the first place, using wireworks or miniatures or whatever (everything has been done before you know). And we are not talking about some shoddy B-movie here, The Promise is supposed to be the most expensive film ever shot in China to this date (early 2006). Now this is really a shame, but it's not enough to bring the movie down, if you are at all into childish fantasy, you will still watch in awe ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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