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Red Shadow: Akakage
Red Shadow: The Ninja Movie

Japan 2001
directed by Hiroyuki Nakano
starring Masanobu Ando, Megumi Okina, Kumiko Aso, Jun Murakami, Naoto Takenaka, Fumiya Fujii, Shuuhei Mainoumi, Ryoko Shinohara, Toru Kazama, Masahiko Tsugawa

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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To defend light & peace, the Ninja Shadow Clan was founded centuries ago, dressed in armour & wielding swords made out of invincible steel, a metal from a meteorite. Now (which is sometime in the 20th century), they are employed by Lord Togo (Masahiko Tsugawa) to fight his rival clans, that of Lord Rokkaku (Toru Kazama) & the Kyogoku Clan.

To wield this war, 3 young ninjas are chosen, Akakage (Hiroyuki Nakano), clumsy Aokage (Jun Murakami) & lovely Asuka (Kumiko Aso), & while the attack on Rokkaku-castle goes quite alright despite many a trap & even a rival ninja clan having picked the same night for attack, the attack on Kyogoku castle ends in desaster as our 3 heroes did not only fail to fulfill their mission - find out about the clan's new secret weapon - but also Asuka is killed in the line of duty.

At Asuka's grave, Akakage & Aokage, who were both in love with her but the ninja code would forbid a reltionship, start a fight that ends in Aokage quitting the Shadow Ninjas.

Time didn't stand still within the Kyogoku-clan either, as their leader is killed, leaving responsibilities in the hands of his young daughter Koto (Megumi Okina), who is strongly opposed by her Lord Chamberlain, who has longh planned to take over the clan. Akakage soon gains Lady Koto's trust though in his other identity as Sanshiro Kamioke, & becomes her bodyguard, while Aokage hooks up with a masseuse who is also a professional thief, & by coincidence this duo & Akakage choose the same night to break into Kyogoku castle again - Akakage for the weapon that turns out to be a hoax, Aokage & the masseuse for the castle's treasures. On his escape, Aklakage is wounded though & can only make a getaway with the help of Aokage & the girl.

A short time later, Akakage is ordered to kill Lady Koto, instead though - having since fallen for her - ends up saving her from the Lord Chamberlain's assassins. In the end, he teams up with Aokage again, & together with Lady Koto & her soldiers they fight & beat the Lord Chamberlain, & with Lady Koto again in power, peace is finally made between her & her rivals ...

 

On the plus side, the movie does not take itself too seriously, being meant more as a parody, & at the same time it boasts a very slick, action-oriented direction. This however is no excuse for the film's very episodic structure which more resembles a video-game, where the characters have to fight adversaries with different techniques & survive all kinds of fiendish traps (& most of the traps in this movie do look like directly lifted from a game). The framing story meanwhile is incredibly feeble but at the same time ridiculously complicated, with many of the characters introduced into the story way too late (like Lady Koto) or thrown out of it way too early (like Asuka), & telling little above cliché-level (e.g. 2 ninjas being in love with the same girl but the ninja code forbids the relationship, a ninja falling in love with the enemy but being forced to kill her).

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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