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The Tale of King Crab

Italy / Argentina / Spain 2021
produced by
Tommaso Bertani, Ezequiel Borovinsky, Agustina Costa Varsi, Thomas Ordonneau for Ring Film, Volpe Films, Wanka Cine, Shellac Sud, RAI
directed by Alessio Rigo de Righi, Matteo Zoppis
starring Gabriele Silli, Maria Alexandra Lungu, Ercole Colnago, Bruno di Giovanni, Giovanni Morichelli, Renato Sterpa, Severino Sperandio, Eccelso Cassanelli, Domenico Chiozzi, Claudio Castori, Ugo Farnetti, Enzo Cucchi, Alessandro Cicoria, Mariano Arce, Darío Levy, Jorge Prado, Daniel Tur, Fernando Almirón
story by Alessio Rigo de Righi, Matteo Zoppis, Tommaso Bertani, Carlo Lavagna, screenplay by Alessio Rigo de Righi, Matteo Zoppis, music by Vittorio Giampietro, special effects by M.A.G. Special Effects

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Italy, the 1800s: In a village that's along the lines of aristocrats and farmers, Luciano (Gabriele Silli), son of the influential local doctor, belongs to neither caste, and feeling thus alienated by everyone he has become the village drunk - and a rebelliouos one at that, as his father's status keeps him out of troubles mostly. However, he eventually takes it too far with the local prince when he demands right of passage over an area the Prince has closed off out of fancy, and eventually he's shot and wounded by the authorities, who also go ahead and rape his girlfriend Emma (Maria Alexandra Lungu). As a result, Luciano sets fire to the palace, causing some fatalities ... and under the protection of his father has to leave the country for Argentina, where he rather by accident learns about a buried pirate treasure from a dying priest that can only be found when following a crab to her favourite lake, and Luciano decides to assume the identity of the priest and go on a treasure hunt, equipped with the crab in question. Thing is, there's a quartet of pirates who are after the treasure as well, and know that Luciano knows its location, and as they capture him, he needs to play the pirates against one another to stay on top of the game - only he's tied up and they have weapons ...

 

Very loosely based on a local legend, this movie is essentially a fable that is situated somewhere between stark realism and fairy tale, a movie that avoids spectacle to let the (often breathtaking) pictures speak for themselves, and employs a fittingly archaic cinematic language to tell its tale - and the result is pretty impressive as it feels to be a film fallen out of its time, and in the best possible way, as the film doesn't feel in the least old-fashioned, just very primal and direct, and feels very real for that. A rather unique film, actually.

 

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