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Road Killers

USA 1995
produced by
Philip Wayne for Pompous Pictures
directed by Derek E. Welch
starring Jonathan Hayes, Barry Murphy, Mark Hanson, Carl Weatherly, Jim O'Brien, Tigger Liddell, Jim Hoffpauir, Julie Strain, Richard Baggett
written by Derek E.Welch, special effects by Jamie Smith

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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A big bad homicidal biker is shot dead after having committed armed robbery - but then his body is stolen by two mad scientists who have found an ancient way to bring the dead back to life ... and the biker comes back to life, and promptly kills the two scientists before hooking up with his gang again. Biker and gang decide to hit a small village in the middle of nowhere, kidnap and burn a few people and hold a black mass. But fortunately, food store vendor Matt gathers a small group of dedicated citizens, arms them, and they slaughter the bikers, bury them and never mention it again. Unfortunately though, the big bad biker has given all of his men and women some of his return-to-life serum, so after a fortnight, the bikers leave their graves to have their revenge. From here on it's the bikers versus the villagers led by Matt and his incompetent sidekick Clyde, who gets Matt into (and out of) trouble repeatedly. Ultimately, the bikers have Matt cornered, but he has gotten hold of their return-to-life serum, and to make sure they don't do just that after being killed yet again, he drinks it all - then everything (including Matt) goes up in flames, leaving noone alive.

A horribly burnt Matt gets a hero's funeral, but once six feet under, he returns to life and ...

 

Ok, so the plot to this film is utterly silly, like in fact the plots of many horror movies. Unlike the filmmakers of many horror movies though, the makers of this one are very much aware of it, and thus have turned the whole thing into a horror comedy. And these good people were wise enough not to milk every scene for maximum fart jokes but to have the cast play it straight anyways, which means the film is walking the very fine line between actual shocker and self-parody.

But does it succeed?
Well, to a degree at least: The film is neither the scariest nor the funniest thing you have ever seen, and neither all the shock and suspense scenes nor all the jokes work, not by a longshot. But on the other hand, the film's light-footed approach makes it immediately likeable, plus things keep moving at a steady enough pace and enough blood keeps flowing to keep the gore fan interested.

So no, it's not a masterpiece, but fun entertainment still.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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