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Road to Nowhere

USA 2010
produced by
Steven Gaydos, Melissa Hellman, Monte Hellman, June Nelson (executive), Thomas Nelson (executive)
directed by Monte Hellman
starring Shannyn Sossamon, Tygh Runyan, Cliff De Young, Waylon Payne, Dominique Swain, Michael Bigham, Mallory Culbert, John Diehl, Rob Kolar, Lathan McKay, Nic Paul, Bonnie Pointer, Gregory Rentis, Fabio Testi
written by Steven Gaydos

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Young filmmaker Mitchell Haven (Tygh Runyan) makes a movie based on a true story about the accidental deaths or suicides of crooked politician Taschen and his mistress Velma. For his female lead, he casts Laurel (Shannyn Sossamon), a virtual unknown who has only made one movie before, which was nothing but a cheap joke, and who doesn't even consider herself as an actress. He thinks he has discovered a woman with star potential though ... and he falls in love with her and the two of them soon start having an affair.

His love for his star also affects Mitchell's work though, as he writes more and more scenes for her into the scriptmuch to the dismay of all his other actors, especially his one name actor, Cary Stewart (Cliff De Young), who plays the crooked politician who was originally the center of the movie.

As if that wasn't bad enough though, there is also an insurance agent on set, Bruno Brotherton (Waylon Payne), who was originally hired as an advisor, but who also has his own motives to work on the film, namely to find out where the money (a cool 100 million Dollars) the real Taschen and Velma have embezzled has gone. Why does he look for the money on a movieset you may ask - because Laurel, the woman who plays Velma and who has turned her director's head, actually is Velma, unbeknowest to anyone but Brotherton and herself though.

Everything ends in disaster when Brotherton, in a drunken state, decides to confront Laurel/Velma and Mitchell with the truth, and accidently shoots Laurel/Velma dead in the process, upon which Mitchell grabs Brotherton's gun and shoots him dead ... and only in the end of the film we learn that the film's framing device, an interview Mitchell is giving to prominent blogger Nathalie Post (Dominique Swain), who has done her own research on the Taschen and Velma-affair, is actually conducted in his prison cell ...

 

In reading, this film might sound like a disappointingly straight-forward thriller with a central plottwist - the fact that Velma and Laurel are one and the same person - that's far-fetched beyond believability.

On film though, director Monte Hellman makes a fascinatingly labyrinthine work of art out of his ridiculous premise, a movie that cleverly plays with its different levels of reality (the actual truth, the truth on the filmset, the film within the film and so on) and leaves large chunks of its own story open to the audience's own interpretation, which makes the film quite a rewarding experience, especially when coupled with Hellman's subltle, almost spartan directorial effort.

All that said though, the film is good but not perfect, as it does have its shortcomings especially in the casting department: Tygh Runyan is just too flat for the lead-role and doesn't really carry the movie while WAylon Payne as his main nemesis seems a bit too hard-edged to remain believable throughout.

Still, the film is at least worth a look ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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