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Salmer fra kjokkenet / Psalmer fran köket

Kitchen Stories

Norway/Sweden 2003
produced by
Bulbul Films, BOB Film
directed by Bent Hamer
starring Joachim Calmeyer, Tomas Norström, Bjorn Floberg, Reine Brynolfsson, Sverre Ynker Ousdal, Leif Andrée, Gard B.Eidsvold, Lennart Jähkel

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Norway in the 1950's: To improve the kitchen of the single Norvegian man, the Swedish Home Research Institute (HFI) sends observers right into the kitchens of violunteering men - to observe their movements in the kitchen like a fly on the wall ... thing is of course the observers are way bigger than a fly on the wall.

One such observer is Folke (Tomas Norström), who is to observe Isak (Joachim Calmeyer) ... but for the first few days it seems Isak has gotten cold feet after all as he won't even let Folke in, let alone observe him, forcing him to stay out in his trailer for quite some days ...

After a time though Isak shows pity & at least lets Folke into the kitchen, where Folke is to obsere him from a sot of highchair - but as Isak doesn't like to be watched by a man who he is - contractually - not even allowed to speak to, he spends less & less in the kitchen, instead even cooks his food in his upstaris bedroom & observes his observer from a hole in the floor.

It's not until Folke offers Isak some of his tobacco - which of course is totally against the rules - that the ice is broken, & the 2 men start to communicate with one another, at first though only hestistantly.

The research study though seems to get out of hand at other places, too, as Folke's superior Malmberg (Reine Brynolfsson) informs him, since one of the observers, Green (Lennart Jähkel), has even started drinking with his client, after a while he has even diwsappeared, as well as Ljungberg (Leif Andrée), all facts that might put the research into jeopardy ... But Malmberg trusts Folke to stick to the rules ...

In the meantime Foke & Isak become ever closer friends, so close that Isak's best friend Grant (Bjorn Floberg) makes an attempt at Folke's life when placing his trailer (with Folke in it) on the railway tracks - however Isak saves him without Folke ever knowing what happened.

When Malmberg catches Foke though after a night of heavy drinking with Isak - they have celebrated his birthday -, he fires him ... which doesn't hurt Folke all that much since this way he can celebrate Christmas at Isak's place. But Malmberg intends to spoil that plan too when he reminds Foke that he is contractually bound to return the trailer to Sweden ... which Folke does, leaving the trailer right behind the border before returning to Isak - who has since died though out of grief over having lost his best friend & his only horse the same day ...

Folke, who doesn't see any deifinite future in Sweden, decides to take over Isak's life, which he has studied for so long ...

 

Despite drawing a snowy & icey world of saddening monotony & depressing absurdity, Salmer fra kjokkenet manages to stay amusing & enjoyable throughout, managing to turn exactly its moments of tristesse around & exploiting their humorous appeal - but without ridiculing its protagonists.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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