Hot Picks

- Ready for My Close Up 2019

- Talk of the Dead 2016

- Homesick 2015

- Exteriors 2023

- Brotherly Lies 2022

- Pandemonium 2024

- All the Fires 2023

- Isleen Pines 2023

- I Was a Soldier 2024

- The Seductress from Hell 2024

- Dreaming of the Unholy 2024

- Part-Time Killer 2022

- Ruby's Choice 2022

- 6 Hours Away 2024

- Burnt Flowers 2024

- Final Heat 2024

- Stargazer 2023

- Max Beyond 2024

- What Is Buried Must Remain 2022

- Protanopia 2024

- Final Wager 2024

- Dagr 2024

- Hunting for the Hag 2024

- The Company Called Glitch That Nobody and Everybody Wanted 2024

- Coyote Cage 2023

- Tower Rats 2020

- Script of the Dead 2024

- The Bell Affair 2023

- Easter Bloody Easter 2024

- Velma 2022

- Everwinter Night 2023

- Main Character Energy 2023

- Stupid Games 2024

- Bittertooth 2023

- 4 Minutes of Terror: Night Slasher 2024

- Apart 2024

- The Abandoned 2006

- Becky 2024

- The Evil Fairy Queen 2024

- The Black Guelph 2022

- Followers 2024

- Silence of the Prey 2024

- Battle for the Western Front 2024

- Beware the Boogeyman 2024

- Subject 101 2022

- Driftwood 2023

- The Legend of Lake Hollow 2024

- Black Mass 2023

- Skinwalkers: American Werewolves 2 2023

- The Manifestation 2024

- Spirit Riser 2024

- Garden of Souls 2019

- It's a Wonderful Slice 2024

- Caleb & Sarah 2024

- First Impressions Can Kill 2017

- A Killer Conversation 2014

- Star Crash 1979

- Strangler of the Swamp 1946

Satanás
Satan / Satanás - Profile of a Killer

Colombia/Mexico 2007
produced by
Rodrigo Guerrero, Ilan Arboleda (executive), Andres Calderon (executive), Jaime Osorio Gómez (executive) for Proyecto Tucan, Rio Negro
directed by Andrés Baiz
starring Damián Alcázar, Blas Jaramillo, Marcela Mar, Marcela Valencia, Isabel Gaona, Teresa Gutiérrez, Andrés Parra, Diego Vásquez, Vicky Hernández, Clara Samper, Patricia Castaneda, María Cecilia Sánchez, Hernán Méndez, Héctor García, Fabio Restrepo, Marcela Gallego, Inés Correa, Carlos Alberto Jiménez, Álvaro García, Carlos Gutiérrez, César Badillo, Gerónimo Basile, Javier Gardeazábal, Valentina Gómez, Fernando García, Didier van der Hove, Fanny Baena, Mauricio Fuentes, Lucas Jaramillo, Carolina Gaitan, Rodribo Trujillo, Ángela Pineda
screenplay by Andrés Baiz, based on the novel by Mario Mendoza, music by Angelo Milli

review by
Mike Haberfelner

Quick Links

Abbott & Costello

The Addams Family

Alice in Wonderland

Arsène Lupin

Batman

Bigfoot

Black Emanuelle

Bomba the Jungle Boy

Bowery Boys

Bulldog Drummond

Captain America

Charlie Chan

Cinderella

Deerslayer

Dick Tracy

Dr. Mabuse

Dr. Orloff

Doctor Who

Dracula

Edgar Wallace made in Germany

Elizabeth Bathory

Emmanuelle

Fantomas

Flash Gordon

Frankenstein

Frankie & Annette Beach Party movies

Freddy Krueger

Fu Manchu

Fuzzy

Gamera

Godzilla

Hercules

El Hombre Lobo

Incredible Hulk

Jack the Ripper

James Bond

Jekyll and Hyde

Jerry Cotton

Jungle Jim

Justine

Kekko Kamen

King Kong

Laurel and Hardy

Lemmy Caution

Lobo

Lone Wolf and Cub

Lupin III

Maciste

Marx Brothers

Miss Marple

Mr. Moto

Mister Wong

Mothra

The Munsters

Nick Carter

OSS 117

Phantom of the Opera

Philip Marlowe

Philo Vance

Quatermass

Robin Hood

The Saint

Santa Claus

El Santo

Schoolgirl Report

The Shadow

Sherlock Holmes

Spider-Man

Star Trek

Sukeban Deka

Superman

Tarzan

Three Mesquiteers

Three Musketeers

Three Stooges

Three Supermen

Winnetou

Wizard of Oz

Wolf Man

Wonder Woman

Yojimbo

Zatoichi

Zorro

A woman (Marcela Valencia) asks priest father Ernesto (Blas Jaramillo) for advice because she can't feed her children anymore. He goes and buys some food for the kids, but when he returns she has already killed them. This and the fact that the woman later tries to seduce him when he visits her in prison makes the priest rethink his vocation ... and ultimately, he confesses his love to his assistant Irene (Isabel Gaona), quits priesthood, and looks forward to a bright future with Irene at his side.

Paola (Marcela Mar) is a simple coffee vendor at the market, but two crooks (Andrés Parra, Diego Vásquez) come to the conclusion that she is too pretty to be just that, and they make her the bait in their plan to drug and rob rich customers at a bar. This goes well for a while, but then Paola gets into the wrong cab and the guys running the taxi rob and rape her, just as if her sins came back to haunt her. Paola uses her contacts to the crime world to have the guys executed, then though she quits her job as bait and starts working as a waitress at a fancy restaurant.

War veteran and English tutor Eliseo (Damián Alcázar) has fallen in love with one of his students, lovely Natalia (Martina García), but while she's fond of him, she doesn't love him back and on top of that alreadey has a boyfriend. This though is only the latest (and most hurtful) in a long series of rejections Eliseo has experienced of late, but also the last straw, because now he arms himself, goes over to Natalia's house to kill her and her mother (Marcela Gallego), kills his own mother (Teresa Gutiérrez) whom he still lives with and a bunch of neighbours.

In the finale, he pays a visit to the restaurant Paola is working at and Ernesto and Irene are having their dinner to kill pretty much everyone in sight.

 

If world cinema was a genre, Satanás would have pinned the formula down to the letter: Just tell a few stories that have nothing to do with each other parallel to each other, throw in something about the church with horror elements (Ernesto's story), a seedy crime story preferably with a rape (Paola's story) and of course a reference to an American filmmaker like Martin Scorsese (Eliseo's story is a very thinly disguised retelling of Taxi Driver), and to cover up the fact that this is actually an anthology movie, tie the three films up in an ending that includes all the main characters, in the form of a killing spree if you can't think of anything better.

The problem of Satanás though is not so much that it is formulaic as can be, but that it remains terribly bland throughout, director Andrés Baiz never manages to really involve the audinece with the characters and their problems, sympathize with the characters even (and that's not the actors' fault by the way). On top of that the three stories the film tells are rather simplistic and lack any real depth, they are not all that well interwoven with each other and don't really share motives that would justify them to be in the same film, and the ending that is supposed to tie them up and tie them together seems nothing but forced upon and is almost a little pathetic.

All that said, Satanás is not the worst film ever brought to the screen, it's just disappointingly mediocre.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

Feeling lucky?
Want to
search
any of my partnershops yourself
for more, better results?
(commissions earned)

The links below
will take you
just there!!!

Find Satanás
at the amazons ...

USA  amazon.com

Great Britain (a.k.a. the United Kingdom)  amazon.co.uk

Germany (East AND West)  amazon.de

Looking for imports?
Find Satanás here ...

Thailand  eThaiCD.com
Your shop for all things Thai

Something naughty?
(Must be over 18 to go there!)

x-rated  find Satanás at adultvideouniverse.com


Thanks for watching !!!

 

 

In times of uncertainty of a possible zombie outbreak, a woman has to decide between two men - only one of them's one of the undead.

 

There's No Such Thing as Zombies
starring
Luana Ribeira, Rudy Barrow and Rami Hilmi
special appearances by
Debra Lamb and Lynn Lowry

 

directed by
Eddie Bammeke

written by
Michael Haberfelner

produced by
Michael Haberfelner, Luana Ribeira and Eddie Bammeke

 

now streaming at

Amazon

Amazon UK

Vimeo

 

 

 

Robots and rats,
demons and potholes,
cuddly toys and
shopping mall Santas,
love and death and everything in between,
Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

is all of that.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to
-
a collection of short stories and mini-plays
ranging from the horrific to the darkly humourous,
from the post-apocalyptic
to the weirdly romantic,
tales that will give you a chill and maybe a chuckle, all thought up by
the twisted mind of
screenwriter and film reviewer
Michael Haberfelner.

 

Tales to Chill
Your Bones to

the new anthology by
Michael Haberfelner

 

Out now from
Amazon!!!