School psychologist Dr Rosenberger claims to let us in on some of the
issues schoolgirls are faced with nowadays. A noble gesture, sure, but I
figure the distinguishing viewer will not take long to figure out what
this film is really about ...
- Missing her last to classes at school, Tatjana loves to
watch/masturbate to porn videos all afternoon tob e really ready for
her boyfriend in the evening. At times though, her masturbating gets
so demanding she is in no mood for her boyfriend no more ...
- Nathalie likes to masturbate much more than doing her homework - and
seriously, can you blame her.
- In a back alley behing the school, schoolgirls are prostituting
themselves. And what do the teachers say? Why, some of them are their
best customers ... that's what the narration tells us at least,
basically, this is nothing more than an outdoor blowjob scene.
- Katharina likes to cook - but she's also constantly horny, so it
happens quite frequently that she forgets her cooking over a round of
masturbation.
- Nicole ... well, she likes to masturbate (do I see a theme here?).
Her female tutor meanwhile loves to masturbare (see?) fantasizing
about her.
- Yasmine has just turned 18 but already moved out of her parents'
place. Nowadays, she spends her afternoons ... well, masturbating
mostly - which actually did improve her grades (don't ask!).
- Christina has been turned into a sextoy addict - by her friendly
neighbourhood sexshop ... really? (As exciting and even original as
this sounds, this is actually nothing but another masturbation scene.)
- Oh, here's Christina and Katharina from earlier episodes. They have
actually had their first sexual experiences with one another, and even
now have sex from time to time - like now!
- During class, Marianna and Michelle have sexual fantasies about one
another ...
The title of this film suggests it's an update of the once immensely
popular German Schoolgirl
Report series - but apart from the fact that the film is about
schoolgirls (played mostly by women well in their twenties) and there is a
sort of silly offscreen narration trying to string the things together,
this is little more than your run-of-the-mill porn, mostly though of the
masturbation variety and without any real boy-girl shagging (one blowjob
though). The problem here is that director Andreas Bethmann, an
afficionado of 1970's and 80's sexploitation, actually wanted to make a
sexed up hommage to the movies of old, however, while he's a technically
very skilled director, he just lacks the skills as a writer and the
hindsight needed to turn this piece of porn into more than it is - girls
masturbating. As a pure masturbation video (with a blowjob thrown in of
course) then, this is ok - the girls are pretty and get naked and seem to
enjoy it - but frankly, I've seen better.
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