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Sightseers

UK 2012
produced by
Claire Jones, Nira Park, Andrew Starke, Jenny Borgars (executive), Katherine Butler (executive), Matthew Justice (executive), Danny Perkins (executive), Edgar Wright (executive) for Big talk, Canal+, FilmFour, Rook Films
directed by Ben Wheatley
starring Alice Lowe, Steve Oram, Eileen Davies, Jonathan Aries, Richard Glover, Monica Dolan, Sara Stewart, Seamus O'Neill, Tony Way, Lucy Russell, Richard Lumsden, Dominic Applewhite, Mark Kempner, Aymen Hamdouchi, Gareth Tunley, Stephanie Jacob, Christine Talbot, Sara Dee, Kenneth Hadley, Rachel Austin, Gemma Lise Thornton, Dan Charles, Kali Peacock, Gareth Jones, Tom Meetan, Louisa Farrant, Richard Stocks
written by Alice Lowe, Steve Oram, additional material by Amy Jump, music by Jim Williams

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Already in her 30's, Tina (Alice Lowe) still lives with her mom (Eileen Davies), mainly because mom can't let go of her, even if (or actually because) Tina was somehow responsible for the death of her beloved dog.

Eventually, Tina falls in love with Chris (Steve Oram), and he persuades her to go on a camping trip with him to show her his world in no time ...

On the trip, they look like the most normal and boring couple there is ... until Chris proves to be a tiny bit peculiar and gets really agitated when a man drops some litter in a historic streetcar. Soon afterwards, he manages to run the man over and kill him. The police rules this an unavoidable accident, and Tina is more than willing to believe this.

Later, Chris and Tina become friendly with another couple, Ian (Jonathan Aris) and Janice (Monica Dolan), who they immediately dislike because Ian is a published writer (while Chris is still waiting for inspiration for his first book) and Janice has a dog just like the one Tina's mother had - so eventually, Tina steals the dog ... oh, and Chris kills Ian and pushes him down some cliffs.

Tina finds out Chris has killed Ian eventually, which makes her mighty mad - not because he's quite obviously a (serial-)killer, but because this could ruin their trip. However, they reconcile, and eventually, Chris actually kills a man before her very eyes - and she doesn't find it in the least bit worrying. In fact, she buys into his explanation that murder is the green thing to do because it reduces a person's carbon footprint.

When Tina takes on killing herself though, that leads to friction, mainly because according to Chris, she does it for all the wrong reasons, and further frictions arise when Chris gets a bit too friendly with Martin (Richard Glover), a bicycle camper who manages to interest Chris in his crazy ideas of bicycle caravans.

Eventually, Tina finds out that the trip is to end at an ancient bridge where Chris plans for the both of them to commit suicide - which doesn't worry her as much as it should ...

 

What sounds like an over-the-top gore-soaked genre comedy isn't actually so much to - much to the movie's advantage: Sure, when the murders occur, they are actually pretty graphic, but apart from that, the movie actually moves along at a pretty relaxed pace, and the directorial effort is decidedly unexcited, concentrating less on the action than the characters - and these are indeed well-written and well-played. And as for the film's plot: It's written with the tongue firmly in cheek of course, but miles away from being moronic, and it manages to keep the surprises coming out of nowhere - to hilarious effect.

Extremely entertaining, actually.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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