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Slash Dance

USA 1989
produced by
Andrew Maisner for Double Helix Films
directed by James Shyman
starring Cindy Maranne (= Cindy Ferda), James Carroll Jordan, J.Buzz Von Ornsteiner, Jay Richardson, William Kerr, John Bluto, Queen Kong (= Dee Booher), Kelle Favara, Jackson Daniel, Vinece Lee, Janice Patterson, Shari Blum, Susan Deemer, Lanell Henson, Cynthia Cheston, Joleen Troop, Richard Scalata, Daniel H. Friedman
written by James Shyman, music by Emilio Kauderer

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Tori (Ciny Marrane) is the top uncercover cop in town, always getting her target - which makes her (inexplicably) a pain in the ass for her Chief, Edison (Jay Richardson), who eyes for a career in politics and doesn't like the scandals (?) she causes. Anyways, he gives her more and more hopeless cases, but she always prevails. This time around, she is sent to a theatre putting on a song-and-dance revue, where several girls auditioning have gone missing. Rather surprisingly, it's no problem at all for her to score a gig as a dancer of the show, and she and the show director Logan (James Carroll Jordan), a Broadway director who has come back to where he has started, become romantically involved. Tori has soon picked her suspect even, Amos (J.Buzz Von Ornsteiner), the slightly demented brother of the theatre's owner Oliver (William Kerr) - but Amos likes to play with prop knives, and one day someone substitutes a prop one for a real one, and live on stage, for everyone to see, Amos accidently stabs himself to death. Amos was highly insured though, so Oliver decides to take the money, close up the theatre and lead a happy life ... which forces the killer out in the open, and it's Logan, who has, when he started at the theatre, been abused by Oliver's father, whom he has later killed - but he wanted to have his revenge on the rest of the family and the theatre as such, too. Of course, in the end Tori sees to it that Logan gets his just desserts.

 

Though this film starts out (and was marketed, hence the title) as a slasher, it soon starts to play with cop movie clichés before becoming a rather tiresome backstage drama, with little going on until the finale. Now all of this is not essentially a bad thing, the real problem with this film is there is very little in terms of tension or suspense to keep the viewers interested, the characters are all disappointingly flat, and even the many dance scenes are hardly above basic. To put it bluntly, a pretty boring and disappointing movie.

 

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