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Smala Sussie

Slim Susie

Sweden 2003
produced by
Christer Nilson for Film i Väst, Götafilm, MTV, Sandrews, Svenska Filminstitutet
directed by Ulf Mamros
starring Jonas Rimeika, Tuva Novotny, Björn Starrin, Kjell Bergqvist, Malin Morgan, Lotta Tejle, Michael Nyqvist, Lena Dahlman, Johan Andersson, Anders Blomberg, Nicky Horn, Bengt Alsterlind, Lena Wallman-Alster, Rolf H.Karlsson, Olle Wirenhandm, Vilma Rogsten-Zammel
written by Ulf Malmros, Petteri Nuottimäki

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Erik (Jonas Rimeika) gets a call from Sandra (Malin Morgan) from his hometown - a quiet, god-forsaken little village - that his sister Slim Susie (Tuva Novotny) has gone missing, and Sandra even fears she is dead.

Back in his hometown, nothing seems to have changedsince he has left (at least not for the better): all his friends have turned out to be unemployed drug addicts, his mother (Lena Wallman Alster) has started to drink heavily, and for some reason nobody seems to care too much about Slim Susie's disappearance, not Mamma, not her on-and-off boyfriend Pölsa (Björn Starrin), not her square colleague at work Gudrun (Lotta Tejle), and not even local cop Billy Davidsson (Kjell Berqvist), who even threatens to throw Erik out of town.

Erik however is determined to find out what has happened against all odds, and after many leads that lead to nowhere, he finds Micke 13 (Johan Andersson), one of his sister's friends, who has nailed himself to the floor while trying to kill himself ... and Micke wants redemption, so he tells Erik everything:

Slim Susie's colleague Gudrun has stolen a lot of money from a woman who had died in a retirement home, but had given Susie what she said was a fair share. Only when Susie went around to pay her debts, she ran into video rental owner Gerd (Lena Dahlman), who convinced her that Gudrun tied to cheat her, and so they made a plan to rob Gudrun, with the help of Pölsa, Micke 13 and Tore Tumor (Anders Blomberg).

According to this plan, Susie was to break into Gudrun's appartmentand get the money ... which she does, but then she tried to cheat the others out of their fair share, and hid the money in a draining pipe ... only she was so stoned when doing that that she forgot where she hid it. Anyways, her accompices got so worked about being cheated that they wnt to force the truth out of Susie at gunpoint - but the gun goes accidently off and she dies ...

But while Micke still tells his story to Erik, Gudrun tells a different version of the truth to cop Billy Davidsson: in fact it was her who killed Susie, because she wanted the money back. Later she placed dead Susie in her bathtub, looking very much alive ... which is where the others killed her. However, when Billy Davidsson learns that Pölsa is shagging his wife, he decides to let Gudrun go and pin the whole thing on Pölsa and company.

It all culminates in a shoot-out in which everyone (including Pölsa and Billy Davidsson) dies, only Erik and Sandra somehow come out unscathed, and in the end they even find the money Susie has hidden, enough to start a new life somewhere else, far far away ...

 

A mix of conventional murder mystery and over-the-top gross-out comedy ... and against all expectations, it works. well-drawn, absurd characters help bring this film to life, and the determination to tell a stringent, logical story despite all the elaborate plot twists, comic interludes, drug allusions and absurd situations. Pretty good, and pretty funny.

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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