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Swordsman II
China Swordsman / The Legend of the Swordsman

Hong Kong 1992
produced by
Tsui Hark for Film Workshop, Golden Princess, Long Shong Pictures
directed by Ching Siu Tung
starring Jet Li, Brigitte Lin, Michelle Reis, Waise Lee, Rosamund Kwan, Chin Kar Lok, Fennie Yuen, Lau Shin, Yu On-On
screenplay by Hanson Chan, Tang Pik-Yin, Tsui Hark, based on a novel by Louis Cha, music by Richard Yuen, martial arts direction by Ching Siu-Tung, special effects by Cinefex Workshop

Swordsman, Asia the Invincible

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Somehow, this film is a direct continuation of Swordsman, even though the two films have little to do with each other, and you might very well understand Swordsman 2 without ever having seen the first part ...

 

Ling Wu Chung (Jet Li) rides through the countryside with his sidekick Kiddo (Michelle Reis) - who's secretly in love with him - looking for both his brothers of the Hua Mountain Sect and for Ren Ying Ying (Rosamund Kwan) of the Sun Moon Cult he has somehow fallen in love with.

Meanwhile, Japanese general Hatori (Waise Lee) wants to do some conquering in China and forms an alliance with an eunuch ... who though might be a tad to big for him, as this eunuch has read the Asia scriptures, and now turns into a woman, Asia the Invincible (Brigitte Lin), a being of magnificent power who wants to overthrow the Ming Dynasty. The only one standing in the way of Asia's ambitious plans is his/her brother Wu (Lau Shin), leader of the Sun Moon Cult, so Asia imprisons him, and has most of the Sun Moon Cultists killed - among the few who escape are Ren Ling Ling, incidently Wu's daughter, and her ever faithful maid Blue Phoenix (Fennie Yuen, the only actress to return in her role from Swordsman).

Upon finding the Sun Moon Cultists, Ling Wu Chung is sure Ren Ling Ling has been captured by whoever it was, and he plans to take up investigations, instead though his paths cross with Asia, who now appears very womanly, and somehow tender romance blossoms, though they only see each other briefly.

Later, Ling Wu Chung's and Kiddo's paths cross with both Ren Ling Ling and Blue Phoenix, and with his brothers from the Hua Mountain Sect. And even though the Hua Mountain Sect is prepared to give up fighting for good, they agree to help Ren Ling Ling free her father.

Soon enough, Ling Wu Chung has entered Asia's fortress and even met Asia there - but somehow he has come to all the wrong conclusions and thinks she is a captive as well ... a belief she doesn't want to shatter. Anyways, the trip to Asia's fortress gets him thrown into the dungeon - which is exactly what he has wanted, since only there can he find Wu, and the two of them soon make a jailbreak, during which Wu sucks the life energy of many of Asia's guards to himself come to strength again.

With her most prominent prisoner gone, Asia prepares a counterstrike, during which most of the Sun Moon Cult and the Hua Mountain Sect, and even Blue Phoenix, are killed. Ling Wu Chung though did not take part in the fight, instead he went to Asia's castle, where he had sex with Asia's servant girl Sisi (Yu On-On), whom Asia made to look like her to have Ling Wu Chung out of the way as an opponent - and also because Asia didn't want to fight him.

It's only when Ling Wu Chung returns to his drastically diminished group of friends that he learns who he actually has fallen in love with - and now Wu knows he has power over him and teaches Ling Wu Chung a few tricks from the Asia scripture as well.

It all culminates in an over-the-top martial arts/magic battle, at the end of which Asia shows she still has feelings for Ling Wu Shung when she rather falls to her death than to kill him ...

All's well that ends well, then ?

But no, unfortunately, with Asia gone, Wu has quickly taken her place, and now he tries to gain power by opposing everyone who might be against him ... and Ling Wu Chung and Kiddo are high up on his list. It's only thanks to Ren Ling Ling, Wu's daughter, that they can escape at all ...

 

As said up front, this film has litle to do with the first Swordsman, and even though many of the characters return from the first film, all (except for Blue Phoenix) are played by different actors.

Now this might sound like a bad sign, but actually Swordsman II is the better film of the two (even if acting-wise, the lead couple Michelle Reis and especially Jet Li are a poor substitute for Sam Hui and Cecilia Yip): While Swordsman was a traditional martial arts film in story and style, Swordsman II throws genre conventions over board rather quickly to emerge as an over-the-top fantasy epic, where one character (Wu) sucks the life essence (in graphic detail) out of his opponents and effortlessly throws around giant claws on chains many times his own weight, another character (Asia) turns into a woman for extra strength, just like that, and then there are Japanese ninjas who surf through the air on overgrown ninja stars. And let's not forget the many bodies which explode in battle. Now this all might sound very silly, and objectively speaking, it is, but for the duration of the film, everything seems to make perfect sense and induces an exhilerating experience.

Now it might not be art or the best martial arts ffantasy ever made, but due to its outrageousness, it is simply put, just great, watch it !

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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