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The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute

USA 2012
produced by
Charles Buchanan, Richard Buchanan (executive) for Charlie Cadillac's Classic Films
directed by Charles Buchanan
starring Heather McCormick, Jayde Kelley, Charles Buchanan, Martin Ezelle, Joshua Winch, Perry Lee, Christina Wiley, Trent Hotman, Kenneth McDonald, Derrick Pointer, Mallory Carrick, Ronald Clemons, Sarah Geer, Genesis Gordon, Suavey Harrison, Jeannie Stroumpos, Kate Lindeman, Roger Nelson, Stefany Torres, Zachery Vaughn
written by Charles Buchanan, music by Suavey Beatz, C-Fat, Kotton Mouth Jesse, Tree Dawg, Don Perrion

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Fleetwood Deville (Charles Buchanan) is one of the biggest pimps of the Dallas/Fort Worth area, and he shies away from nothing to get what he wants ... but he has a problem: A woman has cursed him so he's impotent, has a rattlesnake for a dick, and he constantly shits himself.

Devay Devine (Heather McCormick) is a tough-as-nails bitch. Originally, she worked as a hooker for Marc Mercedes (Martin Ezelle) - until Fleetwood made her a better offer and she's now his lead hitwoman ... but good habits die hard, so she still turns tricks on those she later murders. Fleetwood treats her like shit (like every other woman, actually), but she lets him ... basically, because she's in love with him.

One day, Fleetwood tells Devay to track down the voodoo prostitute (Jayde Kelley), the woman who has cursed him, and without knowing why, Devay does exactly what he asks of her, even if that means killing her old pimp Mercedes, a guy who has never actually done her any wrong.

Fleetwood asks a few minutes alone with the voodoo prostitute - who still holds a grudge for him, so she just breaks her own neck to no longer be able to reverse the curse. But Fleetwood is not one to give up that easily and let a little thing like death stand in the way of his cure, so he asks a voodoo doctor (Perry Lee) for assistance, who tells him he needs a human, more specifically female sacrifice to revive the voodoo prostitute. And who better to use than Devay, who eats out of Fleetwood's hand anyways ...

 

The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute is almost certainly not the most refined film you have ever seen: It was obviously made on a modest budget and thus suffers a bit from a lack of impressive sets, and the lack of real action is buttered over by an overflow of dialogue a bit too often. Plus the directorial effort hardly ever elevates above the functional.

And yet, The Tale of the Voodoo Prostitute is a pretty memorable film, because it manages to capture the seediness of its story without becoming just a piece of sleaze, because it manages to ironically play with pulp mainstays without becoming moronic, and because it manages to create an overall atmosphere of unease necessary to eventually infuse the supernatural elements into the plot and getting away with it.

Well, no masterpiece maybe, but totally recommended still!

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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