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Tarz (Elmo Brix) gets his penis bitten off when he saves Boy (Uncle
Tom) from the crocodile for the umpteenth time - which is especially hard
for Jane (Silver Foxx), because neither Boy nor Cheeta (San Clemente
Richard) have the necessary skills to satisfy her (though she tries them
both. Good thing then she learns about a native tribe, the Wango Wango,
who can give people giant cocks by means of magic - and so, Tarz, Jane and
Boy go off to the land of the Wango Wango, on their way having to satisfy
a bunch of amazons with corncobs - if you wonder, yes the old joke about
one of the girls shooting popcorn out of her pussy is used in this context
- and having to fight a tiger (a live one, actually).
Eventually, the trio meets up with a couple of explorers, Wanda
(Georgina Spelvin) and gay Clive (Five Finger Eddie), and soon all of them
are captured by the Wango Wangos, who give Tarzan a big dick and force
their captives to have sex in all constellations - even gay Clive has to
do it with a woman. Eventually though they get away and have an orgy in
Tarzan's treehouse.
And Cheeta ?
He gets away with the Wango Wango's treasure, takes off his mask and
turns out to be Richard Nixon ...
A very weak (softcore) erotic spoof of Tarzan, almost
never trying to do anything other than the most obvious (and therefore
most unfunny) sex jokes (like the corncob scene). That both men and women
aren't too attractive in this one doesn't help one bit either, and the
face that the sex scenes are filmed with the least imagination and
absolutely no love for erotica as such totally sinks the film. Well, at
least they have a real tiger wrestling with Tarz rather than the more
customary rug, but that's about as good as it gets - and it's a safe bet
to say not many viewers watch this one because of a tiger.
Rather a waste of time.
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