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Tell Them Johnny Wadd is Here

USA 1976
produced by
Damon Christian, Richard Aldrich (executive) for Freeway Films, Golden Gate Productions
directed by Bob Chinn
starring John Holmes, Felecia Sanda, Veronica Taylor, Joan Devlon, Tyler Reynolds, Damon Christian (as Paul Stifflerin), Michelle Scher, Lazaro Valdez, Michael C.Le Duff, Carlos Tobalina, Fermín Castillo del Muro, Rosario Carrillo, Greg Anderson, Jerry Wade, Tommy Batello, Bob Chinn (as Daniel Hu Song)
written by Bob Chinn, assistant director: John Holmes

Johnny Wadd

review by
Mike Haberfelner

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Narcotics agent Sam Kelly (Damon Christian) is hell-bent on cleaning out the narcotics-trade between the USA and Mexico, but that's too much for one man alone to handle, so he calls his best friend, super-private eye Johnny Wadd (John Holmes) for help. For Sam though, the fight against the drug trade is not only a professional matter, it's also something personal, since his ex-wife Doreen (Veronica Taylor) has become hooked on heroin after a miscarriage and is now the wife of a Mexican druglord, Travis Elliott (Tyler Reynolds).

Once in Mexico, Johnny and Sam fuck and drink their way through half the place, and eventually get vital information about the whereabouts of Travis Elliott and his right hand man Ringo (Lazaro Valdez) out of some locals - when Elliott finds out the narc and his friend are on his tail and has Sam shot.

For Johnny, it's high time for revenge, so he brings a gun to his meeting with Elliott - and walks right into a trap. Elliott prepares to shoot Johnny, but when Doreen learns he had her ex-husband shot, she shoots Elliott instead. With Elliott gone, it's an easy thing for Johnny to track down Ringo and force him to give him the whereabouts of his drug factory - which he then storms and destroys together with the Mexican police. Then he treats Doreen to a sort of rehab-fuck ...

 

This is your typical plot-based hardcore porn, 1970's style: The guys are all hairy and have mustaches, they look stoned or drunk half of the time, the girls don't look 100% healthy but cute, and they have more bush down there than the republic of Congo, everybody seems to be smoking and drinking almost by default, the cast's fashion choices are of course questionable from today's point of view, the film's story is badly written and it's action not exactly well-staged, and in the light of the cast's drunk performances, the film's anti-drug message tagged onto its end seems a bit ironic. And of course, John Holmes is anything but an actor and lacks the charisma his character needs - but he has a big schlong.

However, this is one of the film's you will want to watch when you're ready for a (naughty) trip down nostalgia road, or if you want some change from the squeaky clean porn movies with their healthy and completely shaven girls from nowadays. To put it another way, it's no masterpiece (far from it), but it's fun ...

 

review © by Mike Haberfelner

 

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